JESS'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION .

LOOK AT THE THREE DUMB DUMBS . hahahaha .


she's trying to kill me !
the birthday cake
playing ard with my specs



hi , im "jessica" . hahahaha

timothy !

sleepover

stayed over at aster's for two nights

while the rest stayed for one.

night one , it was dinner at lau pa sat with aster's fam . and we had a heart to heart talk till 7am .

day two , there was a surprise birthday "party" for jess .

maureen came over at 2 .

aster's parents were v kind to buy the birthday cake for us .

we couldnt wake up in time to go buy the cake !

aster , mau and i had hastily written "happy birthday jessica" pasted over our shirts .

hahha . total disgrace .

guess whose brilliant idea ?

me la .

hahaha .after cake cutting session it was time for movie marathon .

i now pronounce you chuck and larry first up .

ordered pizza hut delivery .

aster's parents were very very kind to pay for us .

then it was L change the world .

all of us like the movie .

then we proceeded to aster's room .

they wanted to take pics buy i didnt want to so it resulted in me hiding under the orange blanket with specs .

yup . thats me . hahha .

the rest saw and like what i transformed into

and follow suit .

hahaha .

aftwards , me and jess entertained them with a series of " photoshoots " .

hahahahaha . see i so creative.

hahahahaaha . soon , we got bored with our photoshoots and went to the living room to watch you me and dupree .

kuku went to bed early due to her being sick .

poor kuku .

i didnt watch half of the movie cos i was on the phone . hahaha . aster couldnt take it anymore

and joined kuku .

so there's only me libing and jess left .

we watched another movie .

untraceable .

disgusting movie lor!

but they wanted to watch it so i compromise la.

damn eeeewwww la .

imagine getting killed by strong spot lights burning your skin and u cant move an inch as your limps was buried in cement .

i told libing and jess this show v disgusting

libing can say " not as disgusting as your big toe "

wl -.-

hahahahaha . aft the movie ended ,

libing went to bed too .

jess and i chatted till 6.30 am .

super pro hor .hahaha .

then the "next " morning ,

everyone thought i was dead cos i buried myself under a pillow.

hahaha .

left aster's ard 1 .

had lunch at pastamania .

bestie had to leave early .

we had nth to do so we settled for desserts at wang zhai cafe .

hahaha . my dumb idea again .

there , i made fun of kuku .

she dropped her spoon

so i turned to the neighbouring tables

and told them " she's the one who dropped the spoon ! " hahahahha . i know ,

im very bad.

hahahaha . thats googles on my head . hahaa
sarong party siaos
halterneck sia . mai siao siao . hahaha
my supper . hahaha .there's lemon tea,macadamia nuts,chicken pie,kueh lapis with prunes and some cookies which i nvr got ard to eat them cos im too full !
jess's shawl
her halterneck and my bikini .hahahahaha
indian sari , lao ah ma and woman with child. omg , my baby is yellow !
finally i get to be a bride ! hahaha . the gown so old fashion la !

we were in pigtails
proof that i started the whole blanket shit
spot the idiot that covered her entire face ! hahaha .

yup .im that mountain of orange shit with specs . hahaha .

♥ ♥ ♥ lotsa smoochies ♥ ♥ ♥

GEMS PARTY

GEMS party was pretty fun . BUT . revenge for assidah first . hahaha . unglam photos for assidah !
thats a lot of salive ass . hahahaha

ravi ! big black cute bear lookalike !

yi le : i shitted a lot ytd

ethan : wah lao . yi le , im eating leh

hahaahahaha

( i created the above convo la )

ashok ! hahaha he looks so cute here .

why they looked so solemn ? maciam pushing corpse like that . hahahaha

see chong yi face . sure dk answer one . hahaaha
this is sexy ian .



glad laughing till her face turns tomato red . hahahaha .

♥ ♥ ♥ lotsa smoochies ♥ ♥ ♥

happy 18th to jess

sleepover at peggie's

stayed over at peggie's aft work .

was carrying the tortoise shell for 3 days !

peggie baked some instant muffins .

i helped out by holding the food mixer for 30 secs . hahaha .

chong yi came over too .

he helped to do most of the stuff

while i found a sudoku puzzle on today's paper .

and went totally crazy over it

sudoku is my weakness !

my timing for a three star puzzle doubled !

then SOMEBODY still checked my ans

hahahahahahaha

i should place a bet

if i got all correct i can body slam that idiot

hahahaahahahaha

bet i wasnt this srs for my o lvls

hahahaha

i only bathed at 3 plus .

hahahaha

ate two muffins ( srs only 2 ok !)

i wanted to eat more but then chong yi kept sneaking to the oven to fart

i dare to eat meh ?

hahahaha .

i dk how it tasted aft that

anyone ate the muffins aft chong yi farted ?

hahahahahah

half watched old drama shows half chit chat

peggie lost herself to sleeping

hahahaha

then it was breakfast at 8

couldnt sleep till 10 plus

peggie said i didnt snore

i bet she's just being nice

i snore like a man when im dead tired la !

hahhaha

nuaed ard her house

then we left her place ard 5 plus

she's going out

while im dragging my half closed eyes and tortoise shell over to bestie's for another sleepover

the ride there was torturing ! frm hougang to upper bukit timah !!!!!

i was on bus 165 for like an hr ?

buay tahan ah

alighted at farrer rd

took a cab over

needless to say

i was stuck in the jam

and no

i didnt do what movie ppl always do : got down and ran

hahahahaha

meet talltease !

hi , my name is talltease . i know , just my luck to have a lameass owner . hurhurhur. wonder why my name is talltease?just try pronouncing . hurhurhur . i like to crawl under the bridge and hide there for hours . and i hate eating the red food pellets ( the green ones are yummyyumyum ! ) . i am 1/4 the size of my owner's palm . small is beautiful ( inside joke ) . hurhurhur . u will see more of me in future . byebye love talltease :)

SMELLY AND MOLINA

Finally get to meet up with smelly and molina aft soooooooooooooo long .

forgot what time we were suppose to meet up

but we were all late !

hahaha , ok . so im the lastest of all . hahahaha .

change of plan due to everyone being late .

watched wanted .

bought wrong tixs .

but the ticketing guy cant be blamed la .

we didnt check the tixs when we left his counter too . and he sold us tixs to a good movie i must say . ahahah . can u believe i actually laughed and cried while watching wanted ?

it's an action pack movie for goodness sake ! hahahaha . lucky got smell to laugh tgt with me :)

the beginning was pretty funny ( to me ) .

to this , my friend said : everything is funny to you

true true .

hahahahahahahahaha . so , aft movie it was lunch at superdog .

moli ordered a pork sausage with beef gravy on it so she was kinda forced to buy another one .

twenty bucks for a dog !

so smell and i gets to eat her unwanted sausage ! wheeeeeeeeee . needless to say , i got the bigger portion .

hahahaha . aftwards , smell had to go .

the two abandoned siao zha bors decided to go pet safari .

thats where i saw baby terrapins for the first time aft losing gretel .

there was this urge within me to get a terrapin again . hasty decision u would say . not .

and thats how i found talltease the very next day .
♥ ♥ ♥ lotsa smoochies ♥ ♥ ♥

THE MOST DISGUSTING POST E-V-E-R

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BEWARE !!!!!!!!

ok , so you've been warned alr . hahaha . im actually blogging abt my wounds la . i got them all in two days . and a pricked finger and small cuts on my palm plus some abrasion on the ankle . but how to take photos of those ? hahaa . im so pro can ! hahaha . faster give me award !!!!!

my boot burn mark -.- until bleed ok ! where got ppl like me one ? wear boots also can bleed . hahaha .
i found this huge ass bruise but totally clueless as to how i sustained it
my left knee . fell down due to own stupidity !my right knee . fell thrice !

most painful cut i ever endured !!!!!! it literally sliced through my toe !!!!! i know ! wince all u want !!!! thats what i did too . hahahahahahaahaha !!!!