oh ya

on the same day

i was damn irritated by two ang moh women

first they told me they wanted two garden salad with chicken

and a glass of white wine

then she changed her mind

wanted a bottle instead

so i gave her cranswick instead

and she was like why so expensive ? the menu stated 40 bucks

and her friend told her im trying to con their money

knn

she point to cranswick one

then nvm change to chardonnay

aftwards she came to ask for a glass of water

aft giving her she said

my garden salad has bbq chicken

fyi

theres pic one the menu so anyone can see it's bbq chicken

then i clarified w her

i told her garden salad IS bbq chicken

she simply " i dont like it" stare at me fiercely and walked off

nvm

they menopause

hahahahahahahahaha

omg

im making fun of customers

but in front of them i just (:

few weeks ago

i made a grave mistake

usually when i get down transport i wil thank the uncle

but

but

but

one day i dk what went wrong

i said

thanks aunty !!!!!

damn cheerful somemore sia !

omg pai seh !

omg

i met the most ridiculous / funny customer ever !!!!!!!!!!

this guy bought 8 shots of vodka frm beer counter

so first he appeared normal

then while i was having break

he ordered frm asidah

he told her

no ! i wanted lemon not lime !

then aft i came back frm break

he ordered frm me

and he told me

no i wanted lime not lemon !

but i wasnt annoyed

he's drunk mah

hahaha

and he's funny leh !

then aftwards he got so drunk

he left his camera and tickets on the tables

then limei asked him whats the brand of his camera

he was like

i dk just give it to me !

i want my camera !

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

aft 15 minutes later

he came to order again

and asidah dw to serve him

hahaha

dm ( drunk man ) : i want a tiger(beer) and two vodka

me : sure

dm : do u like tigers ?

me : no i like lion . hahahaha

dm : oh i love elephants !

dm : my wife is an elephant ! her mouth is like an elephant

wife : wtf ?

me : any mixing for your vodka ? water ? ice cubes ? juices ?

dm : she ( wife) wants ice and i want vodka

me : hahaha

but i still added ice cubes to both vodka lol

me : lemon or lime ?

dm : lemmmmmmm lime !

dm : are you from australia ?

wife : wtf ?

me : no im frm singapore haha

dm : oh singapore girl ! thanks sweetie !

funny as hell man ! omg

asidah and i laughed for 20 minutes aft he left

hahahahahahahahahaha

bongo's what the hell party this sunday !

cant wait !

what are u going to dress up as ?

heh

im going as a ben and jerry crew !

wheeeeeeeeeee

funniest esp ever

little indian-ed last sunday(i think)

went to little india few days ago

damn fun

but kinda scary with the overwhelming numbers of indians

so walked ard looking for the restaurant adidas recommended

then i dared her to shout muthu ! kumar ! ashok ! ravi !

i think half of the indians will turn their heads

hahahahahahaha

anw

bought two sets of bangles

and did henna

milk soap that adidas recommended

henna cone for shang cos he said he wanted it

leggings

and a belt at the end of the day

btw

this milk indian snack is damn nice !

it's available at little india

not sure where else

but should try !

so after little india

went to harbour front cos adidas wanted to get jacket

but in the end she didnt get it

bought water bottle instead

took train to bugis

shopped around

didnt spend much

i told faizal i want the balloon

then he really go take

hahaha

but too bad it's taped to the board :(

faizal!

your wife gave birth to 10 kids !

huh !

faizal!

you struck lottery 1million!

huh!

hahahahhahaha

see his classic expression

chio pink car


guess replica found at little india
whats the brand?

goosi !

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

damnnnnnnnn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adidas

mine

this mannequin look like the tram station aunty !

hahahahahahahahaha

today met up w cousin leng leng jie jie
first meet up since forever
hahaha
aiya
ive been calling her leng leng jie jie since young mah
even my cousins who are in their late thirties with their kids
i still call them jie jie
and kor kor
hahaha
so ate porridge buffet at tiong bahru
her treat
aftwards
bought a tee and hairbands !
a silver and two gold ones !
then head off to visit granny
saw big aunt aft 3 yrs
she was like aiyo if u walk past me i wont even be able to recognise u la !
my reply ?
i know ! cos ive grown prettier right ?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha
shes damn funny la !
esp when granny ask her to stand beside me to measure our height difference
hahaha
she's below my shoulder can !
damn tiny
aft big aunt went off
small aunt came
hahaha
the house super lively la
got visitors every other day
so small aunt brought granny out for dinner
and i tagged along
had durians !
whoopeedooooooooooooooooooooo
and i bought a blue fighting fish w colourful pebbles !
hopefully it wont die la
i bought a square glass fish food and chlorine for it too
tml if i have the time
ill go buy waterplants and new fish food
cos my fish doesnt eat the fish food leh
ok
shall end off here
gonna go little india !
this entire week nt free leh.sry ah orly
anw ill blog abt lil india
and wed thrifting w smell
hahaha
fri beach rd !
tue reg course and get laptop !

If anyone ask
I'll tell them we both just moved on
When people all stare I pretend that I don't hear them talk
Whenever I see you I'll swallow my pride and bite my tongue
Pretend i'm okay with it all
Act like there's nothing wrong

Is it over yet?
Can I open my eyes?
is this hard as it gets?
is this what it feels like to really cry?

If anyone ask I'll tell them we just grew apart
And what would I care if they believe me or not
Whenever I feel your memory is breaking my heart
I'll pretend im okay with it all
Act like there's nothing wrong

im talking in circles
Im lying they know it
why wont this all just go away

nice song !

meet dolly !
see
i really never eat the sweets hor

the shoes i bought tgt with smelly
we planning to share the loafer
cos i told her
she got so many pairs of shoes liao
still want to buy meh
and i purposely got one size bigger
so we can share
sister enough hor !

how i spend my vday

erm
ok
so this is another long forgotten post
hahaha
now that i have all the time in the world
im blogging this
hahahai bought this flower thingy
for crazy gang
and a handmade bookmark
this flower is supposedly for aster tay
but this flower is dirtied !
i went w faizal to get vday gifts
then off to wrk
so during briefing
yile come and ka jiao me like he always do
he pass me a cup of coke
he said
drink la
drink la
dont want
no thanks
i dont drink coke
drink la drink la
no thanks
mai la
drink la drink la
then jy stretch his hand
it knocked onto the cup of coke
and spilled on my flower !
sad right
chou yi le
hahaha
and if u read the msg on the flower
it says youre so sweet
ya lor
now really sweet liao
-.-

yunos me and ashok stuck our bookmarks on our locker !
mine is the big yellow heart with the smaller red heart in it
it was the first bookmark i made
initially i wanted to pick the ones with eyes
but too bad all taken alr
yunos's locker is the one with three hearts
and ashok's is the one below me
i know you cant tell frm this pic
but my locker is in a v gd position
hahaha
gd feng shui i'd say
its right in the middle of all lockers
and ive seen ppl tip toe to open their lockers
or bend down opening theirs
kao
u know how smelly it is to bend down ?
must smell ppl legs
hahaha
and heng heng my locker is just right in front of my face
no need to bend down or tip toe
and its in the middle row !

my vday presents
small collection
but it was a happy one

the bookmarks i made




anyway
i seemed to have forgotten to talk abt my vday
hahaha
so met up with crazy gang at ps
had lunch at carl's junior
was talking to mau
and i really dont utd whats so funny abt my words
i told mau
kidsworld very fun one !
mau: really ah ? why leh ?
me : can see all the birds(naked children)
mau ; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cant breathe
funny meh ?
and the other time we chatted online
she asked me hows my attachment got see birds or not
then i told her
no la . you think want to see birds got birds for u to see meh ?
then she say i pervert
hahaha
ok la drag back topic
exchange presents
then off to meet feeling
suppose to go vintage thrift store
but it wasnt even open for business
hahahahaha
so shopped ard bugis
then wenta ns
my fave hor fun !
hor funny
hor funny
hahaha

i think this was some time back
i slept for 2 hrs
and mumsie woke me up
she said
remember ytd i told u and didi we going to eat lunch !
wah kao
u know whats the time ?
10am !
lunch !
lucky i dilly dally
we left house ard 11
and the restaurants werent even open for business !
so we settled for delifrance
and aunty annie came btw
aft eat go where leh ?
bro had exams
i went hm to sleep before going to wrk
damn shag the entire day !
see la
noob shit mumsie wake ppl up just to go eat then go hm sleep alr
i said it in front of her face and she stuck out her tongue
childish !
kaoshared dish

mumsie's

this is mine of cos
hahaha

see my bro !
his food was the first to arrive
and he sup it all before any other food came
then he sit and watch us eat
-.-

i'm like finally kfc-free !
congrats me ok
hahaha
so this is what happened
mon morning
woke up with terrible headache
not the first time
always happens when i got to do sth i dont like to
whoo
cool ~
hahaha
so adidas and fereal wenta wrk
and ard 6 in the evening i got a call frm adidas
it was their last day
cool or wat sia !
turns out
according to adidas kfc receive an email frm _______
asking why are there so many attachment staffs when the sales is low
and kfc said they actually told aini but aini didnt tell us we dont have to go back anymore
but whats the real story ?
i dk
but i couldnt care less
im kfc-free !
and i think im one helluva lucky person
i prayed to end this attachment and it really ended
i was thinking abt replacing someone for wrk
and mic called
but the thing is
what are we going to do now that attachment has ended ?
mumsie say can find her business partner for part time jobs
but he is away on a trip now
so gotta slack ard till i dk when
so ive decided to go visit granny soon
and ive got many things to get before sch starts !
laptop
sch bag ( i like cannot meh ?)
zen mosaic skin
and tees
others
i dont even remember
hahaha

i was thinking
can i really fake a smile and laugh through the ordeal ?
hmm
gets me thinking
i'll see about it
my heart is telling me to leave alr
my mind is says give it another week
if any one of us wants to leave
i'll leave with them
but faizal hasnt start his attachment yet
i'll see what he has to say abt it
i cant stand the staff
but will it get better ?
i remember requesting to go home early
and i told adidas
if it's bongo i wont do that
and i purposely let the 15 yr old girl hear what i have to say
in bongo
i will only do that if im v tired
monday = showdown

forget abt my previous post abt
forcing a smile
hey !
im no weakling
go eff yourself in the manhole
im not going to let kfc people trample over me
i shall not wake up and feel less than enthusiatic abt wrking
i will not even consider throwing in the towel
even though im not really feeling mojo on the inside
i'll just deal with it
i'd found the ability to soldier on in the face of emotional dissonance
and i will not take the exit door all too early
hell yeah
imma smile and wrk through it
see the pro do the wrk