happy 19th jess !

i had the weirdest dream ever few nights ago
i dreamt that faizal was picking cornflakes off my feet
and then i grew jungles of hair
and faizal was picking his nose
hahaha

met up with the usuals after sch on fri

went to buy prizes for the bongo party and dinner

got one stalker lor

kept creeping around taking pictures of people unaware

next time show u the stalker's nostril hair

v long one

hahaha

inside the mussels bay . i accompanied joyce to get sour cream for her mum

zheng wei's

aunty fevelyn's

joyce's

stalker's

rac's

check out how long the carrot shreds were !

hahaha

they were munching on them while waiting for other food to arrive

their looks when they realise how long the shreds are - priceless

hahahaha

i thought sitting at the extreme end from the stalker wont get snapped

kns

wrong sia

my baked seafood rice finally arrived

they cock up lor

we ordered penne but they made rice

and if we want penne , have to wait for another 15 mins !

hahaha

i can see glares cos they were all famished

dinosaurs

then after dinner we went separate ways

some go toilet

some went to buy the prizes for the party

and in the end some stalker/gay/self proclaimed handsome idiot brought us to the wrong direction

hahaha

took train home and we made fun of _____

hahaha

the jokes all damn cute la !

baby in the womb expired 2 yrs alr

nxt time no need buy trampoline for the baby , jump on the stomach can alr

hahaha

Whooooo

zoo got new hippo sia !

so cute la

hahaha

when free ah ? go zoo see leh !

I've been neglecting this blog for a week only mah

need to complain online meh ?

hahaha

i'll blog when i get the pics

some gay lor

never upload the photos

cannot blame la

gays are like that one

bathe also need one hour

buay tahan

hahaha

ok la

ttys tml got ut ah

gotta save money from now on till dec for kl trip with crazy gang !

i hope they dont forget sia

hahaha

i havent met up with them for months

go kl then we catch up ok !

So often we don't say 'I love you' because we fear losing someone,but more often we lose them because we fear saying 'I love you'

mundane

this few days has been booooooring ~

hahaha

e-learning at home ? sucks

but still i'd prefer that over going to school any day

hahah

can wake up late

lol

i open problem statement then went back to sleep alr

hahaha

and i didnt step out of the house for 3 days man

3 days !

well

i did went out just now

haha

life at home is boring

spent hours watching happy tree friends , spongebob squarepants , america's funniest video and reading new moon (:

hahah

cant complain though

lol

and i still need to organise bongo's party

dang it's almost july !

time flies man !

yay yay ~

no school for 7days

yay yay ~

hahaha

this is due to all yr 1s being self quarantined

and there's e-learning

oh the heck is that man

shit la

hahaha

dk not going to school is considered good or bad

well

just deal with it

there were 3 students who got infected and 2 from my block sia

so heng loh

hahaha

plus many people in class are sick

im just having occasional fever since my intestine infection days

and my cough has been around for a week already

gosh my immune system is low now

po bi wont kanna loh

hahaha

FML

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

Today, at the bank, i went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive

hilarious !

this post is forced by miss aster tay

hahaha

kidding la !

she called few days back

and we had our usual long hours of chatting

seems like nothing has changed though a lot have changed in fact

dont know if u get what i mean but yeah . . .

hahaha

so we chatted about anything under the sun

and she got bullied by me as usual

i always leave her speechless

well actually that's bcos her reaction is slow

show u an example

me : makes a joke abt her

her : one sec,two sec,three sec later . . . "wei!"

hahaha

i wish she could come back soon

so that i can bully her

heh

miss ya (:

attended aunty annie's son's wedding

i dont even know her son

i only know aunty annie

hahaha

and it was kinda awkward

and i kept rushing mumsie

she was like

wait wait . haven take pic of the bride yet

had the buffet , snapped the pics then faster chao

hhaha

ok la

actually the real reason is there was two dogs there like tied just behind me

a husky and a shitzu ?

dk loh

i dk dog breeds well

hahaha

me and mumsie !

the bride

angie and the super act cute 40 something woman

fathers' day cake (:

so act cute right ?

happy papa's day

hahaha

got him a shirt as well

he's happy

grinning from ear to ear (:

and he cooked cabbage chicken soup with abalone for us

and was craving for rojak so I went out to get it for him

bcos it's fathers' day mah

hahaha

oops

my mothers' day cake

got it from bakerzin

the white chocolate bars around the cake couldnt stick together

so i ate them up

hahaha

got mumsie bird nest

she happy (:

went out to bali thai for lunch

bali thai not nice lor !

thai express is so much cheaper and tastier

hahaha

faizal's bday

dk why the pics are in reverse order so ... ya cant be bothered la

cos im mass updating

i not going to update quite a lot of events

im rushing for time man !

haven'nt do my rj

heh

procrastinating ~

ok

so here's more pictures of the chalet

pinata whacking ! hahaha dk what he want to hitting also la

hahaha
look where he's going ! wahahahaha

faizal da xiao ren ! evil . muahahaha

check out the pinata's head dangling on the ceiling

scary sia

from here onwards

dk what/where he's whacking alr

cake fight !

guess who won ?

heh

siam far far away alr

relighting candles rocks ttm !

cass and feve's artwork (:

signing of guestbook starts from here