went out w halif noor izzat and adidas
on . . . . . . . .
i forgot the date
but it was aft bongo meeting
hahahaha
first
took 138 to amk
then train to city hall
hahahahahaha
i tell u theyre a funny bunch
cant stop me frm laughing
hahahahahahaha
walked ard bugis for awhile
aftwards took a stroll over to arab street to break fast
while waitin to break fast , halif and izzat cracked super lame jokes
but its damn funny la
finally get to eat the murtabak
hahahahahahaha
walked back to bugis
settled for j.co donuts
heres the joke
this is zheng wei's joke
qn : why did peter climb up 14 storey to throw butter ?
ans : bcos he wants to see butterfly
hahahahahahahahahaha
here's izzat 's
why did john get wet while walking along the streets ?
ans : bcos the butter fell on him
hahahahahahahah
here's both halif's and izzat 's
why did a mad man throw his tv out the window when his mum refused to cook hotdog for him?
ans : told u he is stupid alr mah
qn :then how come a man was walking halfway and got smashed to death ?
ans : bcos the tv fell on him
qn : a grp of kids was playing soccer at the field besdie the block of flats how come they suddenly ran off ?
ans : cos they saw the dead man
hahahahaahahah
funny or not
qn : then how come a man was walking along the void deck but kanna blue black ?
ans : bcos the soccer ball hit him
hahahahahahaaha
qn : then how come the drain got stuck ?
ans : bcos the ball went into the drain
hahahahaah
qn : then how come got dengue in the neighbour hood ?
ans : cos the drain got choked
hahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahah
qn : why did health inspectors went 14th storey ?
ans : to check see whether peter still got throw butter or not
hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
actually theres another ans : to see whether the mad man got throw tv off the window again or not
funny sia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one more !
there were two ships on the sea
a small one and a big one
the big one has lots of ppl and furniture on baord
while the small ship has got some ppl and metals
why did the smaller ship sink ?
ans : bcos its a submarine !!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaah
and my dumb dumb bro told me to write these
today , my bro lent me 500 singapore dollars
i swear that i will 100 % return him full amount
i love my bro
he's the best brother in the world
i dont mind him annoying me
i feel that that means we show care and concern towards each other
if i ever tio 4d or toto
i will definitely give him 60 % of the money
without my brother
i wouldnt be where i am today
so if in the future
even if my bro has done anything wrong
i will surely forgive him
the next time he asked me for things
i will buy for him without any consideration
next time when i buy food
i will buy his share too
as he always buy me food when im v hungry
i love my brother 4ever ( font size big big)
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