MR AND MRS CHATTERBOX

NEW

i bought a new cage

some new snacks

a diy tree

and a bridge

for yipee and hooray abt a month ago

dragging them all to wrk is hard work !

i brought along the tubes i bought long ago

but i didnt use them cos it doesnt fit into the old cage

and a new wheel too

though the new cage comes with a wheel

hahaha

the cage is pink !

i was hoping that the new and old cage could connect tgt

but space is a prob i heard

and the new wheel is connected outside the cage

so now there are two food bowls

two cages

two wheels

and they are coming over to stay for two weeks !

whoohooooo !

FUCKING GUILTY

Oh man

why do i always have to upset ppl around me ?

days passed

and i lost track of them

bestie is back

and i lost count of the days

i couldnt celebrate mau's bday

when they all gathered to celebrate MINE

im sucha bitch

i haven met up w smell for so long

3 months i think

but glad i am

that i manage to meet up w her last fri

i haven had a nice chat w orly for ages

ive been neglecting everyone

i promised to visit yipee and hooray

but i only did once

i tried to make up for them by buying them new cage new toys and newsnacks

but i still feel horrible

libing's bday

i tried to upload the photos 5 times

but i dk y blogger just dont let me upload

dang

so nvm

at least i manage to upload one photo

hahahahaha

so it was libing's bday

we were suppose to surprise her

then she suddenly appear in the lift

mau and jess went hiding

me and carene didnt

hahahahaha

she alr saw us

what the point of hiding mah

hahahahaha

so cut and ate the cake below her house

then wenta minds cafe

some games v fun some v lame lor

hahahahahaha

so aft minds cafe wenta mad jack for dinner

their baked rice failed me !

sushi and park ( CREDITS TO PEGGIE . HAHAHAHAHAHA )

So peg joyce feve terence faizal melvin and i went haugang mall for suki sushi !

of cos

our table ate the most number of plates

hahahahaha

me feve and faizal had 50 over plates

aft sushi

went to punggol park

play swing

i think thats all

hahahahahah

bye !

lotsa love melvin looking like chee ko pek . hahaha
guess who's her teacher ?

work

tdys work was quite fun

adidas brought pancakes

ate tgt at 5

nice !

wash the oil lamps thoroughly

low sales in my counter

then at 9

alex closed his beer counter

all the customers go beer counter and my counter to order

sibei sian one lor

until no pineapple and wine glasses again !

but was quite fun la

got glad

got adidas

and i saw a snake !!!!!

i was the first to see

i thought it was a rope

cos its so near to the pillar

then i went v close to see

and alas !

it was indeed a snake !

then i told yile

he still tell me

rly meh ? u got check or not

hahahahahahahahaa

and i was suddenly v scared

ashok came out of bongo and told me dont panick dont panick !

i told him i v scared !

and i was frozen in fear

then he tell me dont panick but aft that sentence he say faster call security !

hahaha

how contradicting

aft wrk

first time ever can take food hm !

then that glad v funny

she told us

eh eh eh

continue wrking hor

its just a snake man !

and since shes born in the year of snake

she was saying

ouch the security is grabbing my neck so tightly!

hahahahahahahahahaha

aes ppl all siao siao one

and i got twilight frm adidas !

imiss that book man !

and i learnt something tdy

few ppl tag ur blog doesnt mean ur viewership is low

in fact

they choose to pretend they dk ur blog

faker !

kate !

ur a faker !

tdy

started wrk at 6

someone said something during briefing that made me and adidas sniggered

hahahahahahahaha

did beer counter

beer runner is izzat !

i didnt know it's his first time as beer runner so had to train

i did an ok job i think

got customer order house red wine

i was damn sad she didnt ordered our pormo wine

until she asked me u got commission if u sell this wine ah ?

i told her no

then y u so sad ?

hahahahaha

i was just helping to clear the promo wine !

then izzat v funny

he told me he know how to open the wine bottle

then scarly

5 min later hes still standing beside the customer table trying to figure out how to open the bottle

then cass v gay kiang

talk big say can open the bottle

but in the end fail !

then han sos

hahahahahha

and izzat and i were arguing who shld pour the wine

then suddenly busy sia !

ran out of wine glasses

till we had to use highball glass for gin tonic and rum and coke

even aini helped out

phew !

so there was me izzat and aini at beer counter

and it was v messy

no pineapple somemore

sugar syrup ran out too

i think tdy i sold ten over tiger beer

whoooooooooo

starting b4 7 alr sold 7 of them

then ashok thought i didnt top up

hahahahaha

and i sold zero rib eye steak :(

but surprisingly no chang jug at all !

at first i was like worried cos in chiller only got 2 jug

me and adidas requested to end wrk at 10

shared meals !

drank the extra gin fizz

nice !

not really that bitter

but 5 min later my head got heavy

hahaha

no use la cass !

play fight w ashok before gg off

ashok lost !

mai siao siao hor

i got train one

only play fight w yunos then i will lose

hahahaha

then that stupid yunos go open the bck sink window spray water at me !

kns

i change alr hor

i msut find his weakness liao

i heard hes scared of yangyang

then adidas dad and mum long bang me hm

lotsa thanks !

adidas said her parents say i keep laughing

hahaha

track back to ytd

i got many funny customers

cust 1

c1 : whats that ? ( points to thai chilli sauce bottle )

me : oh thats the thai chilli sauce its used as a dip

c1 : so how do u consume it ? do u drink it ?

me : smothered laughter

cust 2

c2 : is pasta chix sausage beef or chicken ?

wah liao

i think he learn frm kuku want

cust 3

me : would u like to try our monthly promo the rib eye steak burger ?

c3 : points to eye ? eat the eye ?!

hahahahahahahahahaha

me : says mooooooooo

cust 3 : oh mooooo eye !

talking to mr so and so

i'd realised

i once promised u things

i nvr got around to getting them done

i cant ask u how are u

cos im afraid of the ans

i'd realise i nvr did love u as much as u do

i once thought you are my edward

but slowly aft time

i knew it all too well

youre just jacob

tell me whats the best way for u to heal

are u hurt still

or are u not ?

where is my half soul now ?

you once told me

u are hurt but u are gd at pretending

well

im sorry id even agreed to be tgt

if it helps

i'll give everything you gave to me

im sorry ok ?

this is so out of the blue

but i got to write it down somewhere

i'll remember

and not hurt a single soul again ever

maybe i'll join libing's nuns club :)

no life alr

well

i know ive promised to blog soon

but

i still haven got the pics frm the sushi outing and libing's bday

so aft exams

ive been wrking

and wrk is sooooooo boring !

low sales

no customers

and im kinda cranky

ive been yelling songs

and shoving ice cubes into ppl uniform unaware

hahaha

and

i'll jab ppl in the rib

yelling white tiger !

omg

im so random

hahaha

and when i got really hungry

i'll drink five cups of milo straight

hahaha

im sooooooooooo bored !

at least when there's adidas or faizal or glad

i can talk to them

but when none of them are wrking

im literally dying !

but

ive got visitors

hahaha

orly and mau came

ytd

aft wrk me and faizal wenta bnj

bought banana split

the bnj guy ask we want caramel or choc fudge

we ask can have both?

then we blink blink blink and flip our hair

ok la !

the guy said

hahahahahahahahahaha

tdy,

it was kinda fun

super shiok when a customer ordered 3 rib eye steak burgers mid rare at one go

then her friend follow suit and bought one too

then aft that another customer purchased one too

shiok !

and it was fun talking to faizal

i learnt that he didnt trust me in the past !

cos my atenna long and im so friendly to everyone

he say one hor

dont say i hao lian hor

hahahahahahaha

took 927 home w jp and his neighbour

i was laughing all the way

fun ride hm

then wenta mac

bought cheesecake for dad

i knew he'll be telling ppl that his daughter is sooo sweet

hahahahahahahaha

and im so sad i cant sleep now

im accompanying my bro the dumb

while he's doing his hw

which is forming a plate of whatever metals i dk

and hes been smelling lead for hours

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

All this time I was wasting,
Hoping you would come around
I've been giving out chances every time
And all you do is let me down
And it's taking me this long
Baby but I figured you out
And you're thinking we'll be fine again,
But not this time around
You don't have to call anymore
I won't pick up the phone
This is the last straw
Don't wanna hurt anymore
And you can tell me that you're sorry
But I don't believe you baby
Like I did - before
You're not sorry,
no no ohhh
Looking so innocent,
I might believe you if I didn't know
Could've loved you all my life
If you hadn't left me waiting in the cold
And you got your share of secrets
And I'm tired of being last to know
And now you're asking me to listen
Cause it's worked each time before
But you don't have to call anymore
I won't pick up the phone
This is the last straw
Don't wanna hurt anymore
And you can tell me that you're sorry
But I don't believe you baby
Like I did - before
You're not sorry,
no no, ohhh
You're not sorry
no no ohhh
You had me falling for you honey
And it never would've gone away, no
You used to shine so bright
But I watched all of it fade
So you don't have to call anymore
I won't pick up the phone
This is the last straw
There's nothing left to beg for
And you can tell me that you're sorry
But I don't believe you baby
Like I did - before
You're not sorry,
no no ohhh
You're not sorry,
no no ohhh

TWILIGHT

edward cullen / robert pattinson handsome meh ?

i think they cast the wrong edward loh

okok i know by writing i will prob get killed for saying this

but i rly think he is not that handsome lor

even our maureen agrees hor !

no doubt he looks gd FROM SOME POINT OF VIEW

but not rly those drop dead gorgeous kind

i think if he didnt play edward

i wont say hes not handsome

but bcos in the book

edward is so perfect

he has velvet voice

but rob pattinson like dont have leh

and he looks kind old and frumpy

oh nevermind

still rem few yrs ago i said that new 007 guy not handsome

but he proved me wrong

he sure can act

though hes not that handsome

so yeah

i'll watch twilight then decide whether hes edward worthy

just

dont

kill

me

for

saying

all

the

above

hahahahhaha

but then hor

i think kristen stewart is suitable to be bella

she looks plain jane when she doesnt dress up

but when she does

she looks stunning

i'll prob blog again soon

abt bingli yong bday

hahaha

ok . ok . ok. i'm blogging

so

i was stuck in mumsie's shop for the entire week

v tiring

as in

boring boring boring !

i was feeling so bored

i went to watch lousy tv with old folks at the community hall

i went window shopping in SHENG SHIONG

i pluck out loose strands of hair and set them on fire

dipped candles in bowl of water ,

clap in glee seeing wax form cute shapes in the water

went to various coffee shops deciding what to eat for my NXT MEAL

when i clearly knew there were dinner prepared

i was feeling so bored

i went to look at fishes in the fish shop

talking to fishes

hello fishies !!!!!!!

stood opposite an ARMY OF CATS

comtemplating whether i should run through the cats to pass time shouting

i blast bella's lullaby and pretend im so gd at playing piano

read the paper over and over again

and i finished the entire twilight series

well except twilight itself

since its not with me

well

my job is to record the timing and session

relight candles

collect payment

and stop that girl who stole frm the shop frm entering

guard the shop against all the evil ppl

anw

mumsie told me who are the gd aunties

and who are the bad ones

the kpo ones

and turn out the first thing they all said to me was

hi ! have u eaten ? care to join us ? what a cute girl ! how old are u ? where u studying at ? when is mumsie coming back ? hows wrk here ?

LATER AUNTIE COOK TOM YUM GOONG FOR U OK ? WHAT U LIKE TO EAT ? AUNTIE COOK FOR U :)

errrrrrrrmmmmmmm

im not exactly sure if that defines bad aunties

whatever la

i think all the aunties are gd

if mumsie read this

she'll be protesting like mad

hahaha

i dont care la

perhaps

mumsie is v strict w them

thats why they are acting bad to her

im done alr !

will be back soon la

anw

to all those who know who " peter " is

i dont care abt him anymore

why bother myself ?

i shall be happy and cheerful as usual

if not

crazier

hahaha

i dont care abt peter

i dont care abt peter

i dont care abt peter

i live in my own world

i live in my own world

i live in my own world

nxt time he " does that irritating thing "

im gg to smile

thats all

my temper is far toooo gd

hahahahaha

glad

forget abt kate la

shes nth to us

lyrics to bella's lullaby

BELLA'S LULLABY !

OH MY GOSH ! THIS IS SOOOOO SWEET !

my nametag !

wah liao !

i want to cry liao la !

my name tag is in many pieces !

some pieces i cant even find !

my mumsie washed my uni tgt with the nametag !

how am i gg to wrk later ?

sad sia

omg

omg

omg

im gg to mourn the untimely death of my nametag alr

sad sia !!!!!!!!!