dog owners who look like their pets
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Use Singlish. It's so much cheaper, shorter, faster.Why do we insist on using the Queen's English, when Singlish is so much more economical and effective?Compare and see! When going shopping...Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.S'poreans: No Stock! When returning a call...Britons : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?S'poreans: Hello, who page? When someone is in the way...Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?S'poreans: Siam lai! or Siam, hor! or Skius! When someone offers to pay...Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.S'poreans: no need lah When asking for permission...Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?S'poreans: (while pointing at door) Can pass or Not? When asking to be excused...Britons : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.S'poreans: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh..... When entertaining...Britons : Please make yourself right at home.S'poreans: Don't shy shy lah.. When doubting someone...Britons : I don't recall you giving me the money.S'poreans: Got meh? When deciding on a plan of action...Britons : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out & all the restaurants are closed? S'poreans: So how? When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...Britons : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.S'poreans: Talk cock lah you! When asking someone to lower their voice...Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh! When asking someone if he/she knows you...Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.Do I know you?S'poreans: See what see?!

Don't think dirty.They are actually sign for: 1. Person with injured arm 2. Person holding a child 3. Pregnant women 4. Person with injured leg

hey!blogging abt super duper uber random stuffs(u have been warned!)really?
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i want cabbage patch dolls!!!!
frm me to my gangsters and the significant other two:)
can u believe these are fake babies?
created for miserable parents who lost their precious ones
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wl eh,he'll rather slp w the bike than w her -.-
i want these badly!

WHAT IS A BEN &JERRY'S CHUNK SPELUNKER?HAHAHA

I Can't Find A Reason To Let Go
Even Though You've Found A New Love
And She's What Your Dreams Are Made Of
I Can Find A Reason To Hang On
What Went Wrong Can Be Forgiven
Without You, It Ain't Worth Livin' Alone


Chorus:
Sometimes I Wake Up Crying At Night
And Sometimes I Scream Out Your Name
What Right Does She Have To Take You/your heart Away
When For So Long, You Were Mine


I Took Out All The Pictures Of Our Wedding Day
It Was A Time Of Love And Laughter
Happy Ever After
But Even Those Old Pictures Have Begun To Fade
Please Tell Me She's Not Real
And That You're Really Coming Home To Stay


Repeat Chorus


I Can Give You Two Good Reasons
To Show You Love's Not Blind
He's Two And She's Four, And You Know They Adore You
So How Can I Tell Them You've Changed Your Mind


Repeat Chorus:i remember when you were mine

another video to scare the shit out of u guys..hahaha,i am sooo evil

hey ya,didnt go work today,splitting headache lor!anyway,went out w 4 gangsters ytd,wah,i vvvv scared of them,stupid chao ah lians :( hahaha!had lunch at ljs then to mau's , took video and exchange v.day gifts.jess gave us handmade photo frames :) mau some self proclaim awesome animal thingy :) libing a pencil case and notebook :) carene a diy photo frame and book mark.mine?the best one,cupcakes!!!! claudia made them for me!whooooo!also gambled,hell,i lost a lot of money lor!pay 10 cents only can lose 5 bucks,that means i lost like fifty times!then had to rush to ns -.-

yayness!i just changed my blog song (much to mel's dismay i guess :) ).lalala.a happy song!anyway,i am here for one sole purpose : to rant abt disgusting mosquitoes! which ever reason mr mosquitoes can give,they always target me one. no more no less,everyday will get three brand new red angry mosquitoes marks :( no lah,actually ytd they got give discount two only,one on each legs :) today leh,standard 3.somemore all 3 on the same hand! and it forms a triangle.wth -.- wonder when i will get dengue sia.hahaha! and then ah,what makes me more frustrated is that it happened AFTER I WIPED MOSQUITO REPELLENT WIPES ON MY LIMPS!!!!!! wawawawawa....anyway,i m done with my complaining alr :) gonna meet my gangsters later before gg t work,gg t mau's to bai nian...whooo!!! also to give out our sweet but non-costly v.day presents.yeah,i know it's kinda late,but so what?hahahaahah...tatatatatata!

today,i m gg t do a post on the craps and absurd things i get from the tourists at night safari...customer 1 : are the three lions living happily tgt? my ans : yes they are. hell,if i aint working i would prob laugh my ass off!!! customer 2 :can the cheetah see us from the glass? my ans : yes they can. but if i aint working,i will tell them to try banging the glass see they will looked pissed or not.hahaha.lol. customer 3 :can u bring out the animals for us to view exclusively? my reply :sorry sir,we aint zoo keepers.like duh,i only work in a fast food reastaurant leh.customer 4 :are the tribal dancers cannibals? please lor,dont so shallow la,ppl do tribal dance means cannibals meh? my reply : they are just modern ppl who knows how to do the tribal dance madame. i only work in night safari for like one month and i got all this crap alr sia.hahaha.and these were the things i told mau to get her screaming and laughing and tearing.hahaha.

sent aster off ytd,carene couldnt make it.everytime got someone cant make it one leh.took some pics,then aster checked in,we were saying we wanted to take pic of aster's agonized face aft checking in,so when mau took the first pic,this security guard warned no pic allow,we told mau that and she retorted 'who say?' rather rudely.so we pointed to the guard and mau went 'oh shit'.hahaha.ate popeye's and i was telling them abt the funny customers ns has.dunno y,only mau laughed till she almost tear!were walking towards the departure gate again when we saw this grp that clapped and cheered when their friend checked in!anyway,it's a gd thing no one cry.hohoho,cant say the same for aster though.

busy working,haiya,nowadays super no life :( this yr cny's goodies are literally spilling over!whoo!but with two dinosaurs at home,no chance.hohoho.chu yi ate steamboat without fire(try guessing,hehe) aftwards,gambled..this yr ppl born in the yr of horse super suay i heard.thus,i lost five bucks.chu er,went visiting with my gangsters.jess couldnt come :( mau,aster and bing came over to my house first.hell,we did lots of dumb stuffs!my parent werent home so i exchanged mandarin oranges for them.hahaha,i gave them back their own oranges!then off to bing's.was playing and camwhoring at the playground while waiting for the bus.damn fun lor.imagine four siao zha bors frantically rushing and running and tumbling towards the bus stop,screaming at the top of our lungs even!hahaha!left bing's ard 8.ate dinner at carene's.salima cooks 6 star curry!dont believe?ask aster!she cant help taking rounds aft rounds of 2nd helpings!if u know aster,u'd have known that she is vvvvvv scared of gaining weight,like if she gained 10 grams,she's gonna scream in ur ears and start jumping ard claiming to lose weight -.- gambled again.ha!ppl say this yr horses v suay right?i see how it goes with 5 horses.hoho.mau was the biggest loser man.we played the in btw thingy.at this certain round,mau got quite high chance of winning,a four and a king i think,she wanted to bet two bucks.i advised her against doing so,was saying 'rem u today v suay leh' when she drew out the third card.hell,it was a four!means pay double since same card as the ones she got initially!hahaha!then aft rounds and rounds of no particular big winner,the money accumulated to abt 6 bucks,we were only playing ten twenty cents u know,so quite big money la.then it was my turn,quite high chance i would win.i bet all of the six bucks,u could say i m a risk taker i guess.then..........I WON!!!!!!!whooooooooo!the feeling damn shiok sia!aftwards,nobody wanted to gamble anymore,due to mau's extreme 'sadness'.haha,she lost abt 8 bucks leh.for a ten twenty cents gamble it's a lot!so,camwhored again.then went to watch kung fu dunk ard midnight,at this particular scene i whispered to aster 'jay is ur lao gong' and we burst out laughing!a sad scene turned hilarious by us.hoho.carene's dad drove us home.thanks uncle!!!!!