my bday !

stupid relighting candles . hahahaha
w carene aka kuku :)
w libing :)
i looked fugly the whole day !

" prize " presentation !

big red bow :)

on my bday itself

i went to lot one

suppose to go prawn fishing in the mrn

but someone couldnt make it

and i was late so changed the plan to lunch at the hk cafe

and the food there sucks lor

heng i only ordered dessert

haahahahaha

went to the pasar malam aft that

i fell in love w the barney and ________

bought it for me :)

nxt ,

took train to boon lay

but i took the marina bay train

and i got back to yew tee -.-

someone was laughing at my stupidity :(

i was 5 mins late

then mau and jess bluff me

cheated my feeling

they wanted to get name bracelet

and they spent an hr there !

later i got to know they were trying to drag the time

over . . . . . . i forgot

hahahahahaha

then libing arrived an hr late

hahahahaha

i was told carene aka kuku couldnt make it :(

then lunched again at fish and co .

hahahaahahah

my bday mah

i wanted to eat outdoor

and they bo bian must agree

lol

hahahaha

but lucky i chose outdoor hor

if not the whole jp would know our chou si

hahahahahah

we played ard outside

we were the only grp

awhile later

mau said she wanted to go toilet

and secretly msg libing to ask me change seat

cos i was facing the glass

and i would be able to see the surprise

but libing not gd at lying la

she told me mau didnt want to seat nxt to me

so i replied " all the more i must seat beside her , i'd rather make her suffer than you all "

hahahahahaha

so

didnt manage to make me sit back facing glass panel

lol

and i saw carene and mau holding the cake walking into fish and co . !!!!!

hahahahaha

and i was the one to inform jess and libing abt the cake instead

so surprise gone

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and they bought relighting candles !

i was puzzled how come the candle lights went out and relights again

but i blamed it on my short sightedness and pak jiao

hahahahaha

but when i blew the candles

nobody clapped

i kinda sensed sth amissed alr

hahahahahaha

so a lot of my saliva was on the cake

lol

or bi gd

you all must eating my saliva

hahahahahahaha

and that mau can tell me

i forgot to get your present so your present is yourself !

and proceed to ask jess or libing to clip a huge bow on my head !

then went back hm

cos poppa was waiting for me

eat bday cake again

and had dinner w him :)

i feel so loved with so many friends and fam loving me

only thing missing is bestie :(

celebrated w smell

celebrated my belated bday in town w smell

ate seoul garden

and the wait was damn long

had to wait for half an hr

but we only waited for ten mins

hahahaha

and there was this grp in seoul garden

damn irritating

total of 71 members

they were talking abt angel and mortal game

like there's this secret angel that looks out for u

and do sweet things like making breakfast and stuff

but there was this person screaming on top of her lungs

while we were eating

freaking irritating la

then i saw brownies

and overheard this guy saying he wants to scoop ice cream over his brownie

and i was like " eh ! why not ? "

hahaha

so i copied him

hahahahahaha

then we went to cine to take neoprints

but that smell v sly one

she said she is rushing ( which is true la )

and that she bring the neoprint hm to cut nicely

kay siao one

hahahahahahaahahha

i bet orly taught her that

hahahahaha

and thanks smell for the board :)

CELEBRATEDW ORLY

Celebrated my belated bday w orly :)

met her at ns

she said whoever came later would have to treat the earlier one

i was few mins late

but she still treated me :)

im blessed that i have many true friends and i found them in sch

i mean

how many ppl swore to be bff forever

but once graduated

every promise

vanished

but im glad i still have all the love frm sch

alright

back to my celebration :)

ate at ulu ulu

nice !

and we chatted a bit

and to orly : i dont mind u didnt buy a present ok

i rly dont

hahahaahah

i utd that u have your difficulties

and i wont desert u like what ____________ did to u

faster come ns wrk !

PAT

PAT

HAPPY BDAY TO MY BESTIE BESITE BESTIE !

Well

its a little early to post bestie's bday post

but i would just have knock off frm work on her bday itself

so

its always earlier than later right

her bday is on the 25th

hahaa

anyway

bestie

i wanna wish u a very happy and enjoyable bday

i love u

and i hope that u can always be happy

and i know there are a lot of things that u are trying to accomplish

loads of downs on your side

but fret not

think positively

think that there is nth u cannot accomplish

tell yourself u are better than the rest

you are always able to prove ppl wrong

dont listen to negative comments dumb assholes made

listen to yourself

never regret what u have decided to do

i will always support u

distance makes the heart fonder right ?

when u were hesitant abt gg over to melb

i told u i will respect your decision whatever it may be

and though i do miss u at times

i do not regret telling u i respect ur decision to go melb

cos you have have made the right decision

and u are definitely better off than what u would have been if u choose to stay in sg

over what?

that loser

im glad u got over yourself , pull yourself tgt

and live a much better life

im proud of u

im proud u are my bestie

though i love to make fun of you

truth is

i really really love you a lot

and i treasure u too

moody or happy aster all the same

i miss gg over to your house

i miss our girl talks

i miss u

happy bday bestie

ilu

this time , i allow u to cry bcos u are so touched , you cant control your tears :)

kindergarden in bongo

hahaha

today mic and i spent ard 3 hours designing the border in crew rm

hahaha

we transformed it into a kindergarden !

drawing grass,kiddish buildings,rainbow, clouds and sun

hahahaha

the sun was designed using ravi's face as reference

hahaha

we had fun laughing

and i kept bullying mic

i messed up the crew room table

then push all the japalangs to mic's side

hahaha

in the end my area very clean

while he cannot even find a pencil !

hahaha

then i will suan his drawing and he will threaten to leave me to do things myself

hahaha

and i kanna forced to apologised !

hahaha

and aini said she is very proud we are so creative

hahaha

ros say she likes my rainbow best ok !

hahaha

im stupid . u dont need to tell me . hahahaha

im freaking clumsy !

well

i knew that since aes days

but

i never realise with every step i take

i risk falling to death

hahaha

i fell twice this week !

once before work tand the other after work

17th aug

yile's bday

he kanna water la

so i just watch

then dk who suddenly

force open the door

i kanna

so i tried to run la

first step i took

fell !

kanna two cuts on my lip

and orh chey on my left knee

second time

was today

before start work

was going into the dry storerm to iron uni

saw SOMEONE near storerm door

then that SOMEONE dk pour what thing

so i waited for him to get done with his thing

then he stopped

tell me faster go inside

i didnt know it was oil on the floor

so wham !

buttock on the floor

damn pain la

and that SOMEONE kept laughing !

my umbrella and bubble tea dk fly to where lor

hahaha

then that SOMEONE hor

still can ask me to faster stand up

i told him i cannot stand up

he burst into fresh laughter again

sickening leh

he laugh soooo loud

until ppl in dry storerm all come out see what happen

embarassed can !

then wherever he go he will tell ppl

somemore my kalipok v oily !

and the oil dripped into my left eye

so immediately ,

left vision became v blurred

feve help me take hand soap to wash up my kalipok

and gave me towel to dry my hair

thanks feve !

aft washing ,

i sat down by the big fan to blow dry my kalipok

when i stand up

whole chair oily !

my entire shorts was in oil lor !

so i started work one hour late

hahaha

and i want to tell that SOMEONE

my buttock very pain u still can laugh !

his whole face turns red somemore

kns

hahahahahahahahahaha

and also

i cut my middle finger when washing exhaust hood

hahaha

then when limei come back frm zbar

she ask me i fell in the oil is it

that SOMEONE got tell her

hahaha

idiot babusa

hahaha

then i told limei i cut my finger also

then she ask where

so i pointed my middle finger to her

she say

wah !

hahaha

then ic also ask

and i showed him the middle finger too

hahahaha

im not rude

im just very direct

hahahahahahahaha

lame excuse

What Cassandra Chng Li Wen Means

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts. You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it. You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator! You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

cake aft cake aft cake . . .

poppa's
bro's
mumsie's

it was mumsie's bday on the 8th

poppa's on the 11th and

stupid bro's on the 13th

all of them are leos

and one thing i've learned frm them is : nvr date a leo

damn they are very headstrong

and im the peacemaker

for all my life

hahaha

but i benefited most for being a peacemaker

everybody trusted me

and im the the closest to everyboy

it's strange

as for most families

the mother would usually be the closest to everyone

but since my mumsie is so childish

i guess that explains everything ?

hahaha

anyway

my bday coming soon !!!!

but im not gg to reveal the exact date

i dont want to end up like yile !!!!!

and ive alr requested off so i wont kanna

hahaha

naninani poo poo

SMELL AND MOLINA LOR

Went out with smell and molina er . . . i forgot when alr

hahaha

i was almost 3 hrs late

had dinner at this hk cafe

baked rice as usual

took some pics at kiddy palace

wanted to go toy"r"us initially

but orly didnt want to leave her robot at the entrance

carebear is my fave !!!!!!!!

smell left soon aft

so me and molina settled for desserts at coffee bean

man , i miss the coffee machine !!!!

and the blender

ok la

all this kay siao one

i miss the strawberry milkshake the most

hahaha

i remembered purposely making extra milkshake and aft pouring for customer ,

leftover is mine !

wheeeee

i even left a thermal cup at the cafe

hahaha

my house alr

i missed the new york cheesecake

moreover

i miss the buffet and the carefree life in ntu

sighs

STRIKE 4D

I'm fine already :)

hahaha

omg

i just got my anger fit once in every six months !

i think i scared the shit out of someone

over my sudden outburst

hahaha

well

i'm back to my happy self

today

one of the retail staff asked for ice

aft i gave the ice to her

she asked me

why u so happy ? strike 4d toto ah

then that glad kept laughing

she thought that was very funny

i told the retail staff im like that everyday

hahaha

then there was this other staff

ordered jumbo hot dog thought got staff meal one

so i told him no

then he asked how much if staff discount

and im damn clever

suppose give 35 percent discount

so it will be discounted by 5 plus bucks

u know what i told him ?

i told him his meal is 5 plus bucks

hahahaha

then aft i gave him his drink

i told him sorry

actually it was discount 5 bucks off the meal

then i tell him sry la

my math fail one

he laugh and told me i made him v happy for a moment

sian

hahaha

and im damn happy today

i thought i will get shortage money

result frm pressing the same transaction twice

and anyhow press two dollar voucher

somemore

my ic that one hor

give me last counter nvm leh

still tell me before my money was checked that she got

a bad feeling abt my counter

kns right

hahahahaha

anyway

as u can tell frm this post

im back !

muahahahaahhahaahahahaahah

laughing madly as usual

BLOOD BOIL

I hope u fucking leaves asap

i've had enough

i've tolerated enough

i've reach the max

i wont tolerate more

piss me off once more and

i'll bite your fucking big head off

it takes alottttttttttt for me to dislike someone

i hope u fucking stop saying dumb things

nobody does that to me

nobody

remember that

im nice and all

doesnt mean im fine and easy going with ANYTHING

FUCKING GET OUT OF MY WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry !

mumsie sent me this text aft i knocked off

jie jie so many days never see u . why everyday wrk ? what time u coming hm ? mummy tired alr i go sleep first ok ? goodnight

omg

im like sorry !

i didnt get to see her for days too !

she wakes up at 630am and

sleeps before i reach hm

im sorry .

i'll

try to wrk less

didnt get to go out with you for ages

both of us are sooooo busy

i'll get some days off for u

im sorry

happy bday bro the big idiot !

happy bday to bro !

hope he can lose some weight

and stay happy !

confide in me much as he wants to

and ilu !

gotta go buy a cake for him the nxt mrn .

yawns

barney !

i hate you
you hate me
let go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
bangbang
barney on the floor
no more purple dinosaur !
yay !
most random crappy head on earth !
hahahaha

HAPPY BDAY TO POPPA

happy bday to papa !

hahaha . childish old man

lol

anyway

i bought a cake for him

hope that he can be healthy and happy as always

i treasure all your naggings and advises

as much i hate to admit

and i love you !

you're my man !

HAPPY BDAY MUMSIE !

Happy birthday mumsie :)

love u truckloads :)

anyway .

mumsie came out of her room unexpectedly,

behaved like an idiot,

stretched out her hand to ask for present -.-

so i kissed her on the lip.

i just ate durian and salted fish!

hahaha.

now u know u im so childish;

i got it from my mama !

and i wanna say sorry to mumsie.

ytd she asked for dinner tgt.

i told her i got wrk.

i shouldve ask for replacement.

im sorry i forgot abt your birthday:(

zoo not zouk !

was waiting for 307 couple days ago.but that damn bus didnt come aft 20 minutes of waiting!waste of my time.so i decided not to wait any longer.hopped onto cab.told the cabbie

"uncle im going to zoo"

suspected sth was amissed when he drove passed mandai rd.

so i gently told the uncle

"uncle i want to go zoo leh "

uncled shocked liao

"huh!not zouk meh?!"

like hello?im wearing tee and short leh.

and its 5 plus in the evening-.-

turned out i was late indeed

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i usually tell cabbies i want to go zoo night safari and i will def get their infamous

"huh? where?"

sian lor.

nxt time i show them monkey faces then they know

cos ah meng mah

ok

im sooooo lame

cos im hopping mad

totally not my day

day out with smell

went out with mel a week ago?cant rly remmember the exact date.met her at vivo.thought i was late but guess what?mel was still at jurong east!!!!!hahaha.aft met her,it was lunch at superdog.then went shopping.i bought a skirt and a bag.she bought a cap and a pair of short.damn,her taste super extreme ! zebra stripes,houndstooth and whatnot!hahaha.and of cos,camwhore-.-everytime go out with her sure must take loads of photos one.hahaha. she copied my eating hair!hahaha.
omg!we soooo shocked!at what?er. . .

i totally didnt know i was in the pic !
acting all lovey dovey only . hahaha

im sad she stole my "blond" hair





im much better at making stupid faces than the idiot beside me
her face stupid meh ? hahahaha
i taught her this . hahaha .she's suppose to put her tongue behind her lips !