life has been pretty tiring

having slept 2 -4 hours a day for almost a whole week

but

exams almost over !

im left with science paper one . but it'll be on the 11th

and i'll say im not exactly worried or hoping for good grades

papers were easy but it could mean marks will be moderated

so

like what i told asidah

may the best bitch wins

hahahahahaha

so im back to wrking

and im gonna crash soon .

so just to update

papers went well

im back to wrking

and im gg to buy a three storey cage for the gerbils !

maybe get hermit crabs soon

paint my room stripes of orange and yellow

and paint the furniture !

btw

why myflashfetish dont have the song the way you make me feel by steps ?

its my fave song leh

anyway

posts in the near future will be very wordy

hahahahahahah

ppl like " ur dearest brother "

wont read it

thats the point mah

hahahahaha

nostalgic sia !

halloween outing 2

feve , faizal ,adidas and her cuz , han and his gf ,wu , hazli , me and rach wenta halloween .

sharil and his gf went too

but they went separate ways

this time round

i was scared of many many characters

so u wont see me in many pics

hahahahahahahaha

ate at bongo

faizal and i shared nuggets and wings

evan and felicis went for dinner too

aftwards

wenta suspension bridge

this time rly went

i tell u

walking ismuch scarier then taking tram ride la

i was grabbing faizal's shirt

then i ask faizal faster go !

he say wait . take pic first !

wahahahahahahahha

then han hazli and wu were behind scaring me , making weird noises

they enjoyed seeing my startled expression

hahahahahahahahahaha

the ppl hiding among the leaves and trees was the scariest

made me jump sia

then we took the tram

i grabbed wu's jeans so tightly

i pinched his thigh too

hahahahaha

sorry la

and i accidentally screamed into his ear

sorry !

but dk y

this tram ride wasnt as scary as the one i took with noor halif and adidas leh

but i still had fun la

adidas cuz is real cute

han's gf also v cute

only adidas not cute

hahahahahahaha

kidding only hor !

say hi to our friend tom (:

where are all my little children ! he bellowed

bbq - group babirusa rock !

so three days aft the great fall i wenta the bbq

it was pretty fun but i kinda feel that gems party was better

anyway

there were 5 games

and most disgusting one goes to the apple in water game

there were a lot of saliva la !

and the funniest was the guess the animal game

srsly

damn funny la ! disgusting or not ! many ppl take turns to bite the apple leh !

it's a butterfly . and everyone was guessing flying fox

er , i can only think of koala bear . hahahahaha

limei's imitating an ostrich

ashok's doing a bongo ! i thought it was elvis

yile , who was rolling on the floor , reason unknown and he cut himself ):

anyway

complaint time !

i so nice ask aft his injuries

he say i naggy call me aunty !

i go back wrk then he know ah !

halloween outing 1

this is the ghost that scared me !
the skeleton not see me headache hor !

the clown beside me has sexy voice ! as quoted frm adidas

went to night safari's halloween the first time

it was damn scary la !

im terrified of the scarecrow and witch

anyway

ate at ulu ulu

sambal stingray for the three of them and something chicken for me

hahahahahaha

it was indeed a hell of a good time !

noor adidas and i were busy screaming away

scariest part was the tram ride

i was lucky i didnt sit on the side !

the mummy scared adidas to tears

while i screamed till i teared

hahahahahahaha

aft the tram ride

went over to suspension bridge

er

actually didnt get to go there

a chinese ghost scared us

so me and noor ran away frm him

and i fell downslope

kanna drag

at first i thought nothing of it

like it was just a fall and some bruises

then i felt something thick dripping down my leg

used tissue to wipe off

and down a new stream of blood went again

i rly start to panick

wiped it off and a new stream followed suit

i couldnt wear my sandals cos it was constantly brushing against my wounds

the most painful one at that !

walked barefooted to bongo to have my wounds cleaned

thats the time i rly cried

btw thanks to halif and feve for helping me clean and bandage my leg ! (:

and glad too (:

aini say i can take transport hm

and i cried while i slept that night

damn pain la ! some halloween !

anyway

i had lotsa fun !

i think we look alike . hahaha

im scared of this witch !

farhan's dead prostitute aka poison ivy . hahahahahahahaha

sorry for not blogging !

i was busy with exams

btw

math paper one was easy !

so was prac paper

ok back to topic

ive got two halloween outings to blog abt

as well as a bbq

and the incident abt my great fall

hahahahahaha

i think it's retributiion

last mth i made fun of adidas' great fall

now i got my own

and a v serious one !

hahahahahahaha

anyway

i love gin's under my skin and shontelle's t-shirt !

im gg to put these two songs as my blog song !

i'll be back possibly ard 30th to 2nd

dont miss me too much la hor

hahahahahahahahaha

till then !

adidas's future hm

Slept at 4plus in the morning

woke up rather late

12 plus

was angry with myself for having overslept

laze ard in bed

fuming at myself

then got thinking

abt many things

laugh to self

hahahahahahahahahahaha

omg im turning crazy

hahahahahahaha

wait

im alr crazy

mumsie asked to clear my wardrobe

donate my clothes

im done in half an hr

and i gave away some new clothes

i hope mumsie dont see them

hahahahahahahahahaha

then find a place to stash away all my bags

i left 5 bags on the sofa

and mumsie has been nagging everytime she walks pass the sofa

hahahahahahahahahahaha

feels hungry

went to buy supper at 1am

hahahahahahaha

and im damn pro i gulp down one carton of carrot juice

hahahaha

is it suppose to make u feel like u are soooooo active u're not going to sleep for the nxt few days ?

cos thats what im feeling now

hahahahahahahahahaha

oops

i forgot

chatted w bestie

wah liao

her connection hor

i got nth to say liao

made me scream into the phone

hahahahahahahahaha

say what upstairs connection not gd go downstair

but go downstair still same

hahahahahahaha

end up

she called me ard 6 times

hahahahahahahaha

and omg shes coming back end of nov

bth

ask me eat this eat that with her

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok la

i kinda miss her leh

abit impossible right

hahahahahahahaha

im so bad lor

lol

IVE BEEN CRYING

i love this song !

Went out w adidas

go bugis !

but

even before we met up

we were alr laughing

here's the dumb story

we were suppose to meet at jurong east stn

but bcos i haven reach yet

she got down the train to wait for me

and i v smart

she went to the clementi side

i went to the boon lay side

i know la

i stupid

where got ppl go bugis take boon lay side one

hahahahahahahaha

somemore

i called her say

hello ! i in last cabin alr

hahahahahhaahha

then she was like wth

nvm meet at clementi then

ok bye

then i called her again

eh ! shit la ! im at chinese garden now . took wrong side !

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

so reached bugis aft all the drama

had a hard time finding halal restaurants

settled for seoul garden

then zheng wei came !

wheeeeeeeeeeee

wah

he damn funny la

take coke without ice cos he doesnt know wheres the ice scoop

eat hot dog cold cold one

he dk need to cook

dk where to take the rice

bth sia

hahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahah

furthermore he v stupid !

make joke abt shit while we're eating !

say what my shit come out watery one

chocolate juice

wl

bth !

aftwards went shopping

heng my budget quite tight

hahahahahahahahaha

and i bth that zheng wei keep making fun lor

" can fit in meh ?"

" why she like ah ma clothes ? "

" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

hahahahahahaahahaha

and i wanted to go fu lu shou

when we were in bugis village

he say u need to walk out of bugis village only then can u walk

then i stupidly make joke

i say

oh

so inside bugis village cannot walk must crawl la

and these two siao zha bor girls

overheard my convo

laugh sia !

hahahahahahahaa

end of the day

bought a cap

boxer for bro

huge straw bag

two tops

a pj

quite ok hor !

then settled for j.co donuts again

seems like j.co always makes me laugh and laugh and laugh one

wl

bth again

he keeps imitating my laughter

the funniest part is

he actually sounds a lot like me !

then me and adidas will keep laughing

he cracked this joke abt someone

slap the face the powder all fly

i tahan finish my drink then laugh

they were like wth ?

aft so long then laugh

hahahahahahahahahaha

but its really damn funny

ok

another joke

why did a black man die while having facial ?

ans : he asked to have his blackhead removed

hahahahahahahahahahaha

okokok

another one

why john's computer got a lot of ants ?

ans : he didnt delete his cookies !

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok la

i know someone cant understand why i can laugh all day without a reason

well

i dont really know the answer

hahahahahahaha

perhaps im happy thats why

hahahahahahahahaha

went out w halif noor izzat and adidas

on . . . . . . . .

i forgot the date

but it was aft bongo meeting

hahahaha

first

took 138 to amk

then train to city hall

hahahahahaha

i tell u theyre a funny bunch

cant stop me frm laughing

hahahahahahaha

walked ard bugis for awhile

aftwards took a stroll over to arab street to break fast

while waitin to break fast , halif and izzat cracked super lame jokes

but its damn funny la

finally get to eat the murtabak

hahahahahahaha

walked back to bugis

settled for j.co donuts

heres the joke

this is zheng wei's joke

qn : why did peter climb up 14 storey to throw butter ?

ans : bcos he wants to see butterfly

hahahahahahahahahaha

here's izzat 's

why did john get wet while walking along the streets ?

ans : bcos the butter fell on him

hahahahahahahah

here's both halif's and izzat 's

why did a mad man throw his tv out the window when his mum refused to cook hotdog for him?

ans : told u he is stupid alr mah

qn :then how come a man was walking halfway and got smashed to death ?

ans : bcos the tv fell on him

qn : a grp of kids was playing soccer at the field besdie the block of flats how come they suddenly ran off ?

ans : cos they saw the dead man

hahahahaahahah

funny or not

qn : then how come a man was walking along the void deck but kanna blue black ?

ans : bcos the soccer ball hit him

hahahahahahaaha

qn : then how come the drain got stuck ?

ans : bcos the ball went into the drain

hahahahaah

qn : then how come got dengue in the neighbour hood ?

ans : cos the drain got choked

hahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahah

qn : why did health inspectors went 14th storey ?

ans : to check see whether peter still got throw butter or not

hahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

actually theres another ans : to see whether the mad man got throw tv off the window again or not

funny sia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one more !

there were two ships on the sea

a small one and a big one

the big one has lots of ppl and furniture on baord

while the small ship has got some ppl and metals

why did the smaller ship sink ?

ans : bcos its a submarine !!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahaah

and my dumb dumb bro told me to write these

today , my bro lent me 500 singapore dollars

i swear that i will 100 % return him full amount

i love my bro

he's the best brother in the world

i dont mind him annoying me

i feel that that means we show care and concern towards each other

if i ever tio 4d or toto

i will definitely give him 60 % of the money

without my brother

i wouldnt be where i am today

so if in the future

even if my bro has done anything wrong

i will surely forgive him

the next time he asked me for things

i will buy for him without any consideration

next time when i buy food

i will buy his share too

as he always buy me food when im v hungry

i love my brother 4ever ( font size big big)

That guy on top is sooooooooo my bro

hahahahahahahaha

and i admit i would bash him up if he rly annoys me to the max

you're my honeybunch