So

i met up w crazy gang on xmas eve

and jess and i was late !

hahaha

helped jess chose a wallet for her bf

then went to watch twilight

an hr late

hahaha

nvm la

i alr watch twice b4

once online and the other on psp

hahaha

and i brought the most shitty presents

hahaha

i think it's a tradition to get ferrero every yr lor

hahaha

so yeah

i got ferrero again

hahaha

wenta vivo

then mau and jess has to leave

took 188 to carene's

eat

and eat

and eat

eat

eat

eat

eat

hahahahahahahaha

oh ya

btw i was trying to act shu nu and tall lor

but fail !

kns

hahaha

u can see a pic of me damn pathetic

i walked ard vivo barefooted

i dont give a damn

and resorted to buying a pair of bedroom slipper frm daiso

and ive been wearing it ever since

hahaha

damn comfy !

WORK PHOBIA

im like damn tired these days

i guess everyone who wrked days in a row would feel this way too

like even when i sleep 12 hrs

im still dead tired

resulting in sometimes forget to print receipts

in other words

cock up

hahaha

and i cant rem all who ordered takeaways lor

but heng

tdy nvr kanna scolding at all

quite happy la

laugh laugh laugh

but

got SOMEONE

face black like charcoal

dw say who la hor

hahaha

so tml is kitchen !

more cock ups !

hahahahahahahahaha

bye

im too tired to blog liao

lol

maybe cny i will be btr

where for denise to ask me and eswari out !

Alright

so im blogging like finally

hahaha

but

dont expect too much ok ?

there's kidsworld party and xmas w crazy gang

but

i no mood to blog leh

nxt time la hor

hahaha

so wat i want to blog abt

is actually just tdy's wrk

well

boxing day it is

like usual

i was thinking

boxing day who will come to ns one

rly mah

like who will go to night safari on cny one ?

but boy was i dead wrong again !

kns lor

it seems like a busy day to me

kanna scolded by custs for like 3860917498058 times

kns

everytime i walked out of counter to send orders

machiam go battle like that

kanna many thrashing then can make it safely back to counter

hahaha

like wheres my burger?

change table number la

wrong orders la

must chase ppl away

take cutleries

then ask for chairs somemore !

and the chilli sauce and ketchup as usual

hahaha

but i was laughing la

damn funny

i dk y

hahaha

must enjoy and laugh it off mah

if not must sulk meh

hahaha

but wait till i do dining then look who's talking

hahaha

anw

i dw to blog liao

hahaha

sian man

tml

actually it's later

got attachment at bnj !

kns

wake up at 730 leh

ending off abruptly

hahaha

bye assholes !

I watched twilight online ytd !

not too bad i'll say

edward is not that ugly

hahaha he's quite handsome actually

but i'll prefer carlisle

he is handsome sia

but in the first part of the movie they didnt follow the book

i guess it was a bit hard to follow the book

but the exciting part is gd !

so anw

faster change topic

hahaha

wenta kidsworld w adidas and noor ytd

ate at kfc

then go visit monster

hahaha

remind me of the past

when some ppl are still ard

look ard for the coming party at kidsworld

its a nice place for kids

but the kampong house there is a bit

erm

out of the place

but i guess its there to educate children abt the past ?

i dk

but if i were a kid

i would hate the past

frm the way the kampong house "teaches" ppl abt the past

so the air is stale and smelly

there were snakes and other creepy crawlies in display

as well as fake giant cockroaches

and fake humans

but i got to give them credit for the humans

they look real

one of them reminds me of ah ma

hahaha

adidas or noor i cant rem

even said the typist looked like alvin !

hahahahahahahahahaha

damn funny

then off to wrk

zbar again

whoooohooooo

its quite fun leh

maybe im self entertaining la

hahaha

but gg w yunos is fun !

jp as well !

so i guess i'll blog abt the kidsworld party soon ! tue maybe

or wed

hahaha

signature pose w edward liao

hahaha

boat ride

looks promising

but so disappointing lor

boring daooooooooooooooooo

and there are mosquitoes

giraffe :(

reminds me of farhan the tall

chio horse ! but we're not allow to touch it :(

i wish it wasnt used to carry people ard

yeah

i know it;s a once in a lifetime for some

but it hurts to see that you know

looks sad

this is alvin

hahahahahahahahahahaaha

today

work tdy was fine

quite fun also

woke up late tdy

suppose meet adidas i dk what time

but i woke up at 4 !!!!!

slowly bathe then ask dad bring me to wrk

he was ranting all the way to ns

and i was sulking

cos very naggy !

like ur things so many !

i throw almost all ur shoes away alr !

all spoil one !

the grey pumps

the green one

i throw liao

got so many slippers for what ?

ive got like 8 pairs only mah

i left u 3 pairs

u angry ?

but nvm la

i nvr use them anw

but my pumps

i like one lor

repair la

now i only got the red kappa one

and the polka dot one

must wear until smelly liao

hahaha

and he threw my spongebob and doll away !

lucky not patrick sia

if not i hit the roof liao

he cleared my room

and computer table too

hahaha

i suppose u can imagine how messy a person i am ?

hahaha

anw

i want to give my room a makeover

paint my rm yellow with orange hearts

shift the furniture arrangements

clear my table

change bedsheet

but im always not at hm

how to makeover sia ?

room also nvr clean

and dad is unhappy w me always gg out

no money liao

then ask frm him

so i cant go out mon :(

im suppose to meet up w orly and smell

but nvm la

i can use the day to clean up my room

sorry to u two !

so

back to wrk

i ask dad to meet me at the road side

while i go da bao hor fun !

ate at bb

tdys station is counter !

i got counter 1

take customer and

stand there let the water drip on ur hat only

hahaha

i think counter 1 gg to spoil soon

cos the water always drip there

tdys sales not that bad la

but not that great either

taught jeff how to close pasta

then knock off liao

oh ya

i still rem

during briefing hor

that kns adidas unique bitch

say sth damn stupid la

now we got sell apples mah

then dk who say an apple a day keeps the doc away

then adidas whisper to me

if the doctor handsome throw the apple away

i was laughing la

damn funny

also otw back home

in the transport

i played barbie song for us

and i was laughing hysterical la

damn funny

with hand gesture somemore

she ask me to play tarzan

but

barbie that guy not ken meh ?

hahahahaha

then we listened to superhuman

with gesture

until the SUPERHUMAN PART OF THE SONG

adidas did the superman pose

and i cant stop laughing

stupid sia

hahaha

and tdy at wrk

her face black dao . . .

cos she got my dining partner last week

hahaha

she also pek check

lucky i zbar nxt whole week sia

Finally

i managed to clean their cage

aft saying i wanted to for sooooo long

new bedding !

glad gave them to me

lotsa thanks to glad !

btw

i find that cat litter

is btr than those normal bedding

cos

1

they cant kick the bedding out the cage

2

it's not dusty ( bad for health)

3

has natural odour control

but

there's a bad thing !

they keep kicking the cat litter around and it's damn noisy la !

imagine beside u

someone or two someones rather

is kicking and shoving sth hard

v anoying sia !

but i heard there are papee cat litter ?

so yeah

im gonna try that out soon

ps

the cage is so big that i almost used up the packet of cat litter !

Asshole

better tell me

your kidding abt quitting hor

if not i will hantam u one !

never say bye !

anw

went out w crazy gang !

yes all of them !

carene made friendship bands for all of us

mine was the hardest to make

i suppose

since its colourful mah

so

we ate at the hk cafe at jp

mau and me decided the place

cos maoreen say if let them decide will decide for dk how long

hahaha

so aft dinner

maoreen has to leave :(

then we walked ard jp

bought a huge pink storage pink box

and the present to exchange during kidsworld party

nice one ok !

at least the thing i buy not so budget

hahaha

then we were looking at the luggage tags w names frm disney

there was examples

and got one tag named casey yuen lor !

and since then they started calling me cassy yuan

- . - or not

hahahaha

but too bad i call jess aunty kah mun

hahaha

then took train home

got pervert uncle !

he nvr zip his pants

and keeps leaning towards us !

plus

his opened fly was angled towards me

and i saw inside white undies !

hahahahahahaa

i cant help laughing

carene dk where to look

and libing was angry at the uncle

but i find it funny leh

and when they got down teh train they sms me

becareful !

uncle nvr zip !

hahahahaha

i not scared !

uncle cant be interested in me mah

lol

erm . work . again

wrked at zbar w jp

hahahahahahaa

hes one damn funny dude

forever peeing

we talked

abt super random things

like porn

girls

fat

hahahahahahahahahaha

so zbar didnt rly change much

but it was super easy wrk there

and i ate A LOT tdy

i brought takoyaki and kway tiao to wrk

then had the 5pm staff meal

chicken w rice

then went in zbar

walked there

i nearly zhiak my leg sia

hahahahahaha

and at zbar

i drank a lot

but not as much as jp la

he had like 15 cups of water

16oz glass ok ! siao one

and i had calamari rings

wed im gg to bring mint chocs in

hahaha

i hope my lighter is still there

cos i dk how to use those normal lighters !

ps

for lighting candles la

not smoke ok

then walked back to bongo

damn funny

jp kept telling me

wo shi da li shi shuai ge !

hahahahahaha

and i kept laughing

panting all the way to bongo

chuan leh

imagine laughing and walking and the same time

i think the laughing hyenas can hear me laughing

wait

is it the babirusas ?

hahahahahahaha

oh ya i forgot ! nearly

we walked past the hyenas and jp was likesay hello !

then came the babirusas and he said the same thing

hahahahahahahahaha !

im like damn pissed

i cant load all the photos

blogger giving me probs

and cos of wrk just now

i cant be bothered to say it over here alr

anw

smell wanted to go ns

so i went w her

orly cant get replacement

have to wrk :(

so met at cck

took 927

she had wings and staff nuggets

while i ate stingray

watched the thumbuakar performance

she like it

but as usual

customers must stand right in front of the performers

tthen satisfied

so have to sit up straight

while i resorted to changing seats

then queued up for the creatures of the night show

smelly like!

edward ! i named it edward liao !

smelly's hair is smelly !

smelly is smelly . hahahahahaahaha

kate

actually

kate is a very nice person

perhaps

she is misunderstood ?

i dk

cos i dk her well

but ive got nth against her

and i enjoy her company

i only dont like this certain person

whom i cant name

but yeah

so what ?

i dont give a flying flip la

i just steer clear frm her

so

tdy wrk was def busy

i did beer runner

wah lao

i lost count of how many singapore slings i made

there were 3 tequila sunrise

3 planter's punch

5 fruit punch

and ard 6 xmas mocktal and 3 cocktails

worse still

i sent a sling to customer table and he knocked it over

glass broke drinks spilled

when it was the super busy period

grabbed serviets to dry the table

made a new sling for customer

and the busy period continues

ravi handled the beers

i handled the rest and xmas cake

wah lao

i srsly hate making the cake

there were like sooooo many receipts

and the receipts for the cake has to be kept till the customer finished their main course ?

but by that time the receipts are damn wet and torn

cos juices were spilled

ice melted and stuff

so i dont care

i made the cakes and sent them

cos if someone accidentally throws the receipt away

thats it

but to my surprise

the customers say

oh just nice , time for dessert

hahaha

and beer counter was srsly damn messy !

theres no time to clear up

cos when u made this certain drink

u dont need that juice or a shot of this

but then another order came and u need this juice

and chopping board

knife

pineapple apple orange lime mango juice bottles were lying ard

tequila white rum sling premix and grenadine syrup were all over the place

then ard 9

no more white rum

no tequila

no sugar syrup

no more sg sling glass

no more toothpicks

no more short straws

chaotic

finished two bottles of sg sling

juices were running low of supply

hell of a hectic day

but im just glad i didnt do dining

sure dulan lor

and not to mention my butt wound tears whenever i moved or made big gestures

so overall

i did wrk rly slow tdy

my butt is burning still !

finally i can say im hot . sibei lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

MY BUTT IS ON FIRE !

SO

suppose to go tay maymay house at 1

but i overslept and woke up at 1230 !

faster bathed and chiong out house at 1

hahahahahaha

took a cab

we talked

abt things

and the funny things

and the stupid things

and the private things

fun la

she forced me to tag her blog lor !

hahaha

aftwards

left her place at 340

running late again

all her fault loh

shit so much

hahaha

but heng reached jurong east before 4

if not must treat dinner leh

oh ya

i mean mic and adidas of cos

so

we wenta buy the things and presents for kidsworld party

then wenta ns to get things done and wrap them up

the xmas characters are damn cute !

ytd when i go bank in w ashok i still ask ashok why they dw to hire those characters for xmas too

as in like halloween

he say must try new things mah

cannot always do same things

then viola

tdy came the characters

hahahahahahaha

then hor

here comes the shitty part

i literally set my butt on fire !

we were gg to sit on the floor to wrap the presents

unaware the floor i was gg to sit on is FULL OF GRILL CLEANER

fyi

grill cleaner is a damn strong chemical

when contacted

it makes u itch

so its a nono to touch it

i sat down

ten seconds later

i jerked right up

my butt is damn hot !

then i ran all the way frm dry storerm to toilet

nearly falling

i cant seem to wash the grill cleaner off !

so i was flushing and flushing

crying and crying

its worse than setting fire to ur pants !

then it felt like my butt is bleeding !

i was in great pain

so i walked awkwardly back to bongo

crying damn loud

this brought my butt to a lot of people's attention

so i wiped with wet tissue then dry it w serviet

then apply some lotion

but it was burning straight to my bones

my tears kept streaming down like want to flood ns like that

so lily had a look at my butt

hahaha

she said it was red and half cooked

and i got to change into bongo pants

cos my shorts was soaked in grill cleaner

and wearing it is like setting my butt on fire

i think i used twenty over pieces of serviets to wipe away my tears lor

wenta toilet to flush again

kns

a jolt of sudden pain shot through me !

i thought running w water would cool it down

but no !

its damn pain !

so i cried even more then

repeated cycle

walked awkwardly back to bongo

crying

by this time ppl were laughing

cos i was crying and joking abt my butt

but i was still in terrible pain la

then lily and feve passed me a bag full of ice

and ask me to sit on it

barely few minutes passed

and all the ice melted

so i got a second bag of ice

but this time

the ice dont wrk

my butt was burning away

but then have to go hm alr

so i took my stuff and walked to bus stop hand in butt

and i sat half butt in the bus

cracking stupid jokes abt my butt

and adidas was laughing away

-.-

then took 307 home

with the poor condition of my butt

i had to sit half butt again

one seat full of the stuffs i bought

the other with my half butt

then an old ah ma stood beside me

and smile sheepishly

sian

then i grabbed all my stuffs and sat FULL BUTT on the seat

the pain was alright

like needles poking

so i thought the pain is lessening la

but hell no !

when i got up

i felt tremedous pain yet again

oh man

what did i do to deserve these ?!

so i waddled home very very slowly

hands occupied with bags of stuffs

dragging my sling bag along

and looking damn miserable

when i reached hm

i told mumsie what happened

what kind of chemical?

she asked ?

very strong ones ?

then she apply this traditional medicinal oil

which worked wonders

my patch of butt stopped throbbing in pain

almost immediately

and i was able to laugh tears free

without the expense of my poorly cracked jokes once again :)

but hor

the medicinal oil wears away fast

and i started to feel the pain all over AGAIN

so my butt is swollen and tomato red

APPLIED AGAIN

AND THINGS ARE FINE

FOR NOW

:)

I STILL HAD A GOOD DAY THOUGH

THINGS TURNED OUT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

MINUS THE BUTT BURNING PART

AND IVE BOUGHT A BABY DOLL !

IT WAS ON SALE !

ADIDAS BOUGHT ONE TOO !

and i saw cabbage patch doll on the shelves

but its in damn pathetic sizes

ive been wanting to get a cbp doll since forever la !

i want a cpb doll for xmas !

buy for me leh

hahahahaahahaha

so things ive bought

TWO TEES FRM F.O.S

A WIND CHIME

NOSE STRIPS

AND A WOODEN HOUSE AND SWING FOR THE GERBILS !

FRUITFUL TRIP

ANW

I THINK THE GERBILS HAVENT SLEPT FOR DAYS

THEYVE BEEN PLAYING ON FIRST STOREY FOR DAYS

I GUESS THEYRE GG TO GET HAPPIER WHEN THEY SEE THE WOODEN HOSUE AND SWING

erm

i think they finally got so exhausted

cos im hearing no sound

hahaha

can some kind soul give me some bedding ?

they spilled all the food into the bedding :(

cat litter anyone ?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

oh no

my butt is starting to hurt again

stupid grill cleaner la !

yipee and hooray !

meet my gerbils

yipee and hooray !

they're not exactly mine actually

since they dont live w me :(

but i buy all their stuff !

so

someone has to leave town twice in a month

so

i quickly volunteered

to take care of them !

whoopee !

i could hardly sleep the day they were suppose to come over !

blink once and there they are !

at my doorstep!

organised the bridge and diy tree walkway for them

its cheerful inside !

and i gave them lots of toilet rolls !

i heard tissues are too dusty for them

they dont tear up the toilet rolls as much as they used to :(

but still

im happy they are here !

and with their new cage

they cant kick bedding out of the cage !

ive been wanting to try cat litter

but the bedding havent finish mah

and hor

one thing that didnt change -

they are still as destructible as ever !

they bit the wood colouring off the bridge

and the fence on the tree walkway

all in five mins !

i was quite mad lor

i buy things for them to use they nvr use

go gnaw on them

give them things to gnaw they dw

gnaw those they were not suppose to

haiyo

buay tahan ah

but nvm la

buy again lor

but i swore off running wheels alr

before they came over to my house months ago

adidas told me they gnaw off three wheels

and the one she gave me

they created a super big hole

since the new cage comes w a wheel

they bua their teeth with the wheel then

hahaha

heng i got another wheel

but if they bite again

i wont buy alr !

meet hooray ! shes the white bai kar one :)

( i dk her sex la . i like to call her her cannot meh ? )

whose food always kanna stolen

and she gnaws a lot

but shes a sweetie

always let yipee wins

dumps bedding on the food bowl

orbi cant find food

hahaha

ok la

i resorted to putting food on the spaceship ( their second storey )

shes the intelligent one

this is yipee !
the territorial one !
but for a gd cause
he likes to " fight " with hooray
to help her catch fleas
well
thats what i thought they were doing la
he climbs the tower noisily
and i like to breathe on him when i just woke up
hahaha
say hello only la
but too bad got bad breathe
hahaha