MY BUTT IS ON FIRE !

SO

suppose to go tay maymay house at 1

but i overslept and woke up at 1230 !

faster bathed and chiong out house at 1

hahahahahaha

took a cab

we talked

abt things

and the funny things

and the stupid things

and the private things

fun la

she forced me to tag her blog lor !

hahaha

aftwards

left her place at 340

running late again

all her fault loh

shit so much

hahaha

but heng reached jurong east before 4

if not must treat dinner leh

oh ya

i mean mic and adidas of cos

so

we wenta buy the things and presents for kidsworld party

then wenta ns to get things done and wrap them up

the xmas characters are damn cute !

ytd when i go bank in w ashok i still ask ashok why they dw to hire those characters for xmas too

as in like halloween

he say must try new things mah

cannot always do same things

then viola

tdy came the characters

hahahahahahaha

then hor

here comes the shitty part

i literally set my butt on fire !

we were gg to sit on the floor to wrap the presents

unaware the floor i was gg to sit on is FULL OF GRILL CLEANER

fyi

grill cleaner is a damn strong chemical

when contacted

it makes u itch

so its a nono to touch it

i sat down

ten seconds later

i jerked right up

my butt is damn hot !

then i ran all the way frm dry storerm to toilet

nearly falling

i cant seem to wash the grill cleaner off !

so i was flushing and flushing

crying and crying

its worse than setting fire to ur pants !

then it felt like my butt is bleeding !

i was in great pain

so i walked awkwardly back to bongo

crying damn loud

this brought my butt to a lot of people's attention

so i wiped with wet tissue then dry it w serviet

then apply some lotion

but it was burning straight to my bones

my tears kept streaming down like want to flood ns like that

so lily had a look at my butt

hahaha

she said it was red and half cooked

and i got to change into bongo pants

cos my shorts was soaked in grill cleaner

and wearing it is like setting my butt on fire

i think i used twenty over pieces of serviets to wipe away my tears lor

wenta toilet to flush again

kns

a jolt of sudden pain shot through me !

i thought running w water would cool it down

but no !

its damn pain !

so i cried even more then

repeated cycle

walked awkwardly back to bongo

crying

by this time ppl were laughing

cos i was crying and joking abt my butt

but i was still in terrible pain la

then lily and feve passed me a bag full of ice

and ask me to sit on it

barely few minutes passed

and all the ice melted

so i got a second bag of ice

but this time

the ice dont wrk

my butt was burning away

but then have to go hm alr

so i took my stuff and walked to bus stop hand in butt

and i sat half butt in the bus

cracking stupid jokes abt my butt

and adidas was laughing away

-.-

then took 307 home

with the poor condition of my butt

i had to sit half butt again

one seat full of the stuffs i bought

the other with my half butt

then an old ah ma stood beside me

and smile sheepishly

sian

then i grabbed all my stuffs and sat FULL BUTT on the seat

the pain was alright

like needles poking

so i thought the pain is lessening la

but hell no !

when i got up

i felt tremedous pain yet again

oh man

what did i do to deserve these ?!

so i waddled home very very slowly

hands occupied with bags of stuffs

dragging my sling bag along

and looking damn miserable

when i reached hm

i told mumsie what happened

what kind of chemical?

she asked ?

very strong ones ?

then she apply this traditional medicinal oil

which worked wonders

my patch of butt stopped throbbing in pain

almost immediately

and i was able to laugh tears free

without the expense of my poorly cracked jokes once again :)

but hor

the medicinal oil wears away fast

and i started to feel the pain all over AGAIN

so my butt is swollen and tomato red

APPLIED AGAIN

AND THINGS ARE FINE

FOR NOW

:)

I STILL HAD A GOOD DAY THOUGH

THINGS TURNED OUT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

MINUS THE BUTT BURNING PART

AND IVE BOUGHT A BABY DOLL !

IT WAS ON SALE !

ADIDAS BOUGHT ONE TOO !

and i saw cabbage patch doll on the shelves

but its in damn pathetic sizes

ive been wanting to get a cbp doll since forever la !

i want a cpb doll for xmas !

buy for me leh

hahahahaahahaha

so things ive bought

TWO TEES FRM F.O.S

A WIND CHIME

NOSE STRIPS

AND A WOODEN HOUSE AND SWING FOR THE GERBILS !

FRUITFUL TRIP

ANW

I THINK THE GERBILS HAVENT SLEPT FOR DAYS

THEYVE BEEN PLAYING ON FIRST STOREY FOR DAYS

I GUESS THEYRE GG TO GET HAPPIER WHEN THEY SEE THE WOODEN HOSUE AND SWING

erm

i think they finally got so exhausted

cos im hearing no sound

hahaha

can some kind soul give me some bedding ?

they spilled all the food into the bedding :(

cat litter anyone ?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

oh no

my butt is starting to hurt again

stupid grill cleaner la !