nice song !

meet dolly !
see
i really never eat the sweets hor

the shoes i bought tgt with smelly
we planning to share the loafer
cos i told her
she got so many pairs of shoes liao
still want to buy meh
and i purposely got one size bigger
so we can share
sister enough hor !

how i spend my vday

erm
ok
so this is another long forgotten post
hahaha
now that i have all the time in the world
im blogging this
hahahai bought this flower thingy
for crazy gang
and a handmade bookmark
this flower is supposedly for aster tay
but this flower is dirtied !
i went w faizal to get vday gifts
then off to wrk
so during briefing
yile come and ka jiao me like he always do
he pass me a cup of coke
he said
drink la
drink la
dont want
no thanks
i dont drink coke
drink la drink la
no thanks
mai la
drink la drink la
then jy stretch his hand
it knocked onto the cup of coke
and spilled on my flower !
sad right
chou yi le
hahaha
and if u read the msg on the flower
it says youre so sweet
ya lor
now really sweet liao
-.-

yunos me and ashok stuck our bookmarks on our locker !
mine is the big yellow heart with the smaller red heart in it
it was the first bookmark i made
initially i wanted to pick the ones with eyes
but too bad all taken alr
yunos's locker is the one with three hearts
and ashok's is the one below me
i know you cant tell frm this pic
but my locker is in a v gd position
hahaha
gd feng shui i'd say
its right in the middle of all lockers
and ive seen ppl tip toe to open their lockers
or bend down opening theirs
kao
u know how smelly it is to bend down ?
must smell ppl legs
hahaha
and heng heng my locker is just right in front of my face
no need to bend down or tip toe
and its in the middle row !

my vday presents
small collection
but it was a happy one

the bookmarks i made




anyway
i seemed to have forgotten to talk abt my vday
hahaha
so met up with crazy gang at ps
had lunch at carl's junior
was talking to mau
and i really dont utd whats so funny abt my words
i told mau
kidsworld very fun one !
mau: really ah ? why leh ?
me : can see all the birds(naked children)
mau ; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cant breathe
funny meh ?
and the other time we chatted online
she asked me hows my attachment got see birds or not
then i told her
no la . you think want to see birds got birds for u to see meh ?
then she say i pervert
hahaha
ok la drag back topic
exchange presents
then off to meet feeling
suppose to go vintage thrift store
but it wasnt even open for business
hahahahaha
so shopped ard bugis
then wenta ns
my fave hor fun !
hor funny
hor funny
hahaha

i think this was some time back
i slept for 2 hrs
and mumsie woke me up
she said
remember ytd i told u and didi we going to eat lunch !
wah kao
u know whats the time ?
10am !
lunch !
lucky i dilly dally
we left house ard 11
and the restaurants werent even open for business !
so we settled for delifrance
and aunty annie came btw
aft eat go where leh ?
bro had exams
i went hm to sleep before going to wrk
damn shag the entire day !
see la
noob shit mumsie wake ppl up just to go eat then go hm sleep alr
i said it in front of her face and she stuck out her tongue
childish !
kaoshared dish

mumsie's

this is mine of cos
hahaha

see my bro !
his food was the first to arrive
and he sup it all before any other food came
then he sit and watch us eat
-.-

i'm like finally kfc-free !
congrats me ok
hahaha
so this is what happened
mon morning
woke up with terrible headache
not the first time
always happens when i got to do sth i dont like to
whoo
cool ~
hahaha
so adidas and fereal wenta wrk
and ard 6 in the evening i got a call frm adidas
it was their last day
cool or wat sia !
turns out
according to adidas kfc receive an email frm _______
asking why are there so many attachment staffs when the sales is low
and kfc said they actually told aini but aini didnt tell us we dont have to go back anymore
but whats the real story ?
i dk
but i couldnt care less
im kfc-free !
and i think im one helluva lucky person
i prayed to end this attachment and it really ended
i was thinking abt replacing someone for wrk
and mic called
but the thing is
what are we going to do now that attachment has ended ?
mumsie say can find her business partner for part time jobs
but he is away on a trip now
so gotta slack ard till i dk when
so ive decided to go visit granny soon
and ive got many things to get before sch starts !
laptop
sch bag ( i like cannot meh ?)
zen mosaic skin
and tees
others
i dont even remember
hahaha

i was thinking
can i really fake a smile and laugh through the ordeal ?
hmm
gets me thinking
i'll see about it
my heart is telling me to leave alr
my mind is says give it another week
if any one of us wants to leave
i'll leave with them
but faizal hasnt start his attachment yet
i'll see what he has to say abt it
i cant stand the staff
but will it get better ?
i remember requesting to go home early
and i told adidas
if it's bongo i wont do that
and i purposely let the 15 yr old girl hear what i have to say
in bongo
i will only do that if im v tired
monday = showdown

forget abt my previous post abt
forcing a smile
hey !
im no weakling
go eff yourself in the manhole
im not going to let kfc people trample over me
i shall not wake up and feel less than enthusiatic abt wrking
i will not even consider throwing in the towel
even though im not really feeling mojo on the inside
i'll just deal with it
i'd found the ability to soldier on in the face of emotional dissonance
and i will not take the exit door all too early
hell yeah
imma smile and wrk through it
see the pro do the wrk

was out with smelly
ate at mac
double mcspicy !
aftwards went ard shoe hunting w her
she bought the gladiator she wanted
and i got a pair of loafers and melrose pumps at world of sports
bought green sweatbands and silver handband
she got a pink sweatband gold hairbang and pouch
and i saw a backpack !
v nice
and it's quite cheap 39.90
im going there to buy it when i get my pay
for school mah
go out with her sure must acc her camwhore one
hahame doing her victoria beckham want pout nvr pout want smile nvr smile
hahaha
obviously cmi

she die die must gek eyes big big
still say no
u see the photo
no meh ?
hahaha

kua
she's doing her victoria beckham smile
she say must practice
hahaha
i think more like um chio leh

she say help her take photos
i dont care
take cam
start snapping
she say
oi wait la
hahaha

wah
who take this photo sia
SO NICE !
hahaha

mau say thats my signature sign
lol

forcing a smile

hey . . . . . . . . . .
this is a dejected post
so yeah
im currently attached to kfc kidsworld
why in the world did i agree to it ?
i dont even know it myself
so . . . yeah
kidsworld for one / two months
im unsure as well
and we have to wear their uni ?
cant we wear the all black attire we used to wear to attachments ?
yeah i understand
bcos we'll be there long term
i wont complain anymore
i miss bongo badly
kfc staff ?
ive got nothing to say
some are really nice
people like kok lim , robin , aunty jessie , ray and ryan
but the rest are all fakers
there is this 15 yr old girl who keeps boasting that she is not a virgin anymore
like hello ?
something to be proud of ?
and this act cute girl who somehow always target adidas to "teach"
mouth open nvr show
and some really catty girls
i heard frm a lot of ppl that there is the resident bitch i have not met
well
if she really makes me mad
i'll just walk off back to entrance
grab my bag and go home
i dont make noise and stuff
adidas does that cos she cant stand them anymore
ill just walk off
me fereal and adidas were saying we will walk off if they provoke us further
i cant stand them
they made my attachment a bad one
at least im not toying with the idea of going back bongo to cancel off this attachment
ill give myself one more week
well not only me
adidas and fereal as well
many times adidas and fereal thought of going back to ashok tell him we dont want to do this attachment anymore
tdy
i mean ytd
she got into a heated argument and storm off to cool herself down
ray knew we werent happy
so he send the three of us for break tgt
so that he can have a talk with us
im glad someone actually knows we're upset
but letting us eat tgt
caused this girl to ask
why they can eat tgt and we cant ?
we didnt request to eat together ok
but i know it will cause ashok trouble
so i just kept mum abt it
i will tell others im miserable
there is just no way for me to keep quiet abt it
but i will not tell ashok
before i went to this attachment
ashok came over to specifically tell me to inform him or manager if im unhappy or sth happen
and if anyone of us back out of this attachment
he has to find a replacement
i shall not let that happen
im glad im doing base and not counter
im counting down the days
everyday at wrk i feel so stifled
not that i have to learn new things
it's the environment
i's the people
this girl was training a new guy
he was asking lots of qns
she retorted
dont ask so many qn
learn to wrap your burgers nicely before you want to learn how to do meltz
wtf
we dont tell ppl that when we train ppl
i dont even smile at work anymore
i have that sad clown face
i found myself racking my brains for excuses not to go wrk
i found myself reluctant to wake up in the morning
i hang my head low at wrk
i dont even want to talk to anyone
i cant stand bitches bastards fakers hypocrites
ytd
i requested to go home early
i simply dislike the feeling of someone telling u
eh
go do 3 fillet 3 zinger 2 shrooms
and who teach u how to wrap burgers ?
bongo loh
gd ans but u are not in bongo anymore
learn how to wrap nicely
dont bongo here bongo there
u have to bun up ur hair
aiyo wrk w u bth sia
she down the strips at this pot but press timer for another pot lor
fyi
the pot wasnt heated up
so i used the other one
everyone at base know
and the pot can cook all the same food tgt
so dont find fault w me
then aunty jessie came to me
and she said
u can wrk here well it's just that you are new and not used to new things
that made my day
and ray being there makes our life happier as well
we asked him to choose between bongo or kfc
his reply was
of cos bongo la
hurray !
even the manager prefers bongo
see ?
the only thing i like abt base is fries
yeah u heard me right
it gives me a sense of belonging
u wont utd it
when u are suddenly at this strange place having to pick up new things at a v short period
u tend to find things that can get u feel welcome

i will try to like this place
i have to
im gd at seeking self contentment at dire situations
find happiness and fun
cat case cass
whatever ppl call me

smelly has smelly friends

met up with smell to do joyce cake
as ive previously blogged
so here's the pics
i stole frm her blog
muahahahaha

gummy bear !

suppose to accompany smell go shopping at vivo just now
but the moment i got up frm bed
my head started spinning
kns
took three panadols
turned out smell lazy to go out !
hahaha
so went to her house
she had nasi lemak while i had the grilled fish
nice !
i will only eat two kinds of dishes when im out
grilled fish or baked rice
hahaha
if really no choice ill order sth else la
duh
then she rented house bunny
and i watched it tgt with her
my third time watching mah
aftwards took train to jp
had banquet w adidas
lol
walked around for our vday gifts
im doing bookmarks
i did 8 and bth alr
so i had to cut out heart shapes of diff sizes and colours
cut abt 50 of them
and i nearly fainted alr
cos i cant fold them in halves
it will leave a line
and not nice !
decided on the design
see want to put eyes on the heart or not
choose a comaptible coloured stick
stick them tgt
but the end product is good !
of cos must say gd la
my hard wrk and effort ok !
so if i were to give it to u
better thank me ok !
one bookmark took me abt 3 minutes !
so now the mess is all around the kitchen and i cant be arsed to get it clean
so ill prolly get a shoe box
dump everything inside
ahahaha
tml my target is to do 10
see how la
i got to wrk leh
maybe i wont even wake up in time to do the bookmarks
i predict
i will wake up
bathe
off to wrk
hahaha

NS WITH ADIDAS AND FAM

few days ago
acc adidas and fam to ns
before that
we went to bugis to shop
saw feve and joyce sia !
we were going up the escalator
and they were going down
when someone shouted cass !
it's joyce !
feve asked joyce how she know it's me
kns joyce say her voice la ! laugh so loud .
hahaha
i admit la
i laugh very loud
louder than when im talking
triple lols
so i bought a white anna sui wallet tgt with adidas
two tees
and three watch
my watch v cute ok !
got duck one hor
hahaha
but i gave it to backsink shang alr
then took train to amk
when on the way up the escalator
a black guy was glaring at me
even when we passed each other he still turn and look
i told adidas because he want my number
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dumbest shit ever man
the thumbuakar show is nice ! damn funny la
but the creatures on the night show very sad
no owl
no cat
only one otter
later on i learnt that the cat passed away
i always say i dislike cats
but i would never want it to die
even those strays down my block
many times ive comtemplated calling local authorities to catch them
they have caused many trouble to residents
etc
do their businesses as and when and wherever they want
till now
ive counted up to ten cats
and counting
cos the strays keep reproducing man !
cats ran into my house thrice while i was at home
cats follow me home as well
and they keep calling each other and fighting at night !
oh whatever
ive mastered the skill to avoid cats at all cost and act fierce to scare them away when im actually shivering
hahahahahaha
aiyo
topic went too far off alr
lol
anyway
we tried the fish spa
adidas mum adidas and me that is
omg
i dont like it !
before fish spa i was like i dont understand why ppl always scream when they do fish spa
but now i know !
cause im one of them
hahaha
it's very very itchy !
i kept pulling up my legs then dip them in again
one minute later pull them up again
and i grabbed adidas shirt
aftwards adidas dad came to fetch all of us home
jy as well
and i cant climb onto the lorry for lorry sake !
hahahaha
i cant reach the other step that was suppose to be there
in the end jy pulled me up
whats worse
everyone at taxi stand was watching show
hahaha
when i finally got up
i laid on the lorry laughing away
omg

i looked outcast in this pic
but in actual fact i wasnt
her mum is very cute

at least 93 dead in victorian bushfires

anxiety
everyday
watching news and reading papers abt the weather in melbourne
always made me worried sick
all the bushfires
and houses burnt to ground
whats worse
bestie is there
and she's staying home to avoid the weather
i dont care if she comes back looking like a piece of charcoal
just . . . . . . . . . come back
and we dont contact on a daily basis
so i have no idea how is she coping
oh what i wouldnt give to hear her whine
sounds so ironic
ive always feared her whining

NEW CAGE !

this is the cage i bought !
unique right ?
haahaha
i saw someone selling this on a hamster forum
and it was love at first sight
i was hoping to get a play pen
put all the three cages we have in it
and add lots of toys for yipee and hooray
like a paradise for them mah !

next post
new cage !
castle one sia !

happy bday to joyce lim !

happy belated to joyce lim !
hahaha
she's such a sweetie
met up w smell to deco a cake for joyce lim
ate at pizza hut
omg
she keeps talking and not eating !
i finish my food alr she's only on her second slice of pizza !
then came disaster
a group of bangalas came in in overalls
smelling a mixture of detergent bangala smell and washing powder
i gag almost immediately lor
faster use tissue cover
then that smell
like to torture me one
she go eat damn slowwwwwwwwwwww
i deco a cake for her
and surprisingly
the cake taste great !
but the deco confirm cmi la
5 to 10 mins only
me and smell did it hastily

faizal found a cockroach among his sandwich
eh
kidding only hor !
dont come and sue me hor
i was just emphasising on his facial expression
hahaha
lucky today he never talk abt pixie and buddist ppl
instead
he's talk abt boxes !
wah kao
hahaha
he will go to every shop and look for boxes
we went to abt 7 8 (seven eight not seventy eight hor , sorry sorry inside joke )shops
all looking for boxes one
hahaha

top still passable right ?

'cept for the brown dots/lines

looks like a bird flew by and pass motion on the cake

joyce and her son
hahaha
kidding only la
nobody can bully joyce except me muahhahahha

CNY WITH CRAZY GANG !

met up with crazy gang last week for cny
hell lotsa fun !
first stop : aster's
i think we took the most number of photos at her house
i dont know why the photos turn out in random order
but still must read ok !
carene's house .
her dad is hilarious !
he keeps showing us this video that he has done up for his family's taiwan trip
and everytime carene switch it off
her dad would come in and play it again
hahahaand this is the result !

carene came over to my side and fart sia !
i was like eh carene farted ! nxt shot everyone pinch their noses point to carene ok !

finally something decent
lol

look at the spread ! authentic local food !
there were rojak , popiah , claypot rice and satay

libing's
jess not fair lor
she come my house torture my stuff toys but she never torture libings'
hahaha

jess
she who keeps letting patrick smell her armpit
muahahahahaha
see la
torture my dog
animal abuse !

jess's
we actually took a cab to jess's
and the uncle damn kns
cos 5 person take cab the uncle sure dont want mah
then i was sitting in front
and the uncle did a head count
wah 5 ah just now i never see
and i was like uncle u never see cos i stand in front very pretty right
and that uncle say what
ya lor you stand in front block everybody at the back
kns
but very funny sia
i keep laughing lor
and he v chee ko pek
i feel obliged to protect the rest lor
lucky he nvr try anything funny ah
he called carene xiao mei ren ( little beauty )
somemore use that chee ko pek tone
wah liao
buay tahan

omg
this photo holds an inside joke for us
we were gambling halfway
and maureen want me to bring her the cny goodies
but the snacks is labelled for madam jane
i thought it was snack for other ppl
then i tell maureen
cannot ! this one is for madam jane
so from then on
everytime we want to eat must ask madam jane
and madam jane always change one
sometimes it's maureen
sometimes jess
sometimes aster
so it goes
oi madam jane can i eat this ?
then everyone will laugh
aiya
you all prolly wont get it
must be at crime scene then can understand one
hahaha
and jess has the most nightnarish room ever !
it's all pink man !
ya the kind that ive seen in horror movies lor
hahaahahaha
kidding la hor
xiao mei ren bu yao shen qi
omg
chee ko pek !

mau's
she let her tortoise out
then the rest came out
mau was like
careful where u step hor !
then they die die must step inches away frm the tortoise take pic
this photo really can see mau's agony
hahaha

she and her gui

people got frog turns to prince
we also got tortoise turns to princess mah
erm
princess is she want one not i name her
hahaha

while walking frm aster's to this korean restaurant
we laugh and joke all the way
they were like eh
who use herbal essence ah
i think cass ah
no la
maureen i can smell frm your head
no la it's cass
hahaah
then i went to maureen ask her smell my hair
except it's not the hair on your head
it's my armpit !
i was like
really my hair ah ! smell again smell again
then maureen came over nearly want to smell !
hahaha
what la
armpit hair also hair
leg hair also hair
nostril hair also hair mah
hahaha
oi i got shave hor
cny must shave one mah
hahaha

aster's

as quoted from maureen
cass ah
all the mandarin orange in her hand all become juice one
got put in head la ear la armpit la chest la leg la

my idea
look at mau's spastic face
triple lols

my idea again
carene looks so cute here !

this time not my idea hor

maureen's idea hahaha
ET part 2

the only decent shot before all the craziness starts
lol